yummertime [yuhm-er-tahym]
n. the intersection of yum and summertime.
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IS THE ‘COACH’ GUY THE ‘IT’ GUY?
otherwise alternatively titled, WE ATE PIZZA AND WORE COACH. Which can either be considered our best resume bio to-date, ‘We Eat Pizza and Wear Coach,’ or just a solid summary of what we did on Monday night last week, if nothing else. That, and we guzzled two bottles of wine. REGARDLESS, the pressing question remains: is…
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5 THINGS TO BUY FROM FRANK & OAK FOR SPRING
with additional, clever and hilarious sub-title: The Rules of Spring According to Our Frank & Oak Shopping Cart and Credit Card Statement (hahahahaha, so clever and so funny) We spent two hours, two weeks ago, on a Tuesday night, drinking glasses bottles of wine and shopping Frank & Oak’s New Arrivals. Any reasonable person could (and…
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THE $100 T-SHIRT DILEMMA
i.e. do we buy one (1) ticket to see Beyonce OR do we buy two (2) t-shirts from Opening Ceremony and Kenzo? Quite possibly one of the most vapid, yet honest, questions we’ve ever asked ourselves… now we’re hungry though, so let’s go buy a $12 green juice. We’ve changed. We used to be “never buy…
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WE TRIED: THE STAYCATION DIET
Side-Effects include: obnoxious smiling with excessive tooth to gum ratio, fourteen hours of sleep on a cloud, laughing so much we fart. We don’t know if it’s just us — and surely it is, but who cares, we’d like to think we’re not alone — but sometimes we feel like we’re ghosts. Not in the…
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SHORTS ABOVE THE KNEE, SHOES ABOVE THE ANKLE
and while we’re at it, socks above the ankle too. Question: do we really think anyone notices when we wear the same outfit four days in a row? By the fourth day, if it’s a little smelly, just spray on more cologne and don’t hug anyone, right? RIGHT/ ew, actually no, oh goodness, NO, NO,…
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THE THOUGHT PROCESS OF WEARING WHITE
It’s 10:45AM? Well, shoot, we overslept and missed our Best Butt Booty Blast class. Shoot. Whatever, let’s get dressed. You know what? Today’s a fun day. Let’s wear white pants! WOOHOO. White pants party! It’s 10:50AM. UGH. Pizza sauce. On our white pants. Whatever, no one’s really going to notice. WOOHOO. We’re wearing white pants! We feel…
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LIFE UPDATE: WE HAD A FRITO PIE BENEDICT AT SAWYER & CO.
Three words: frito pie benedict. Meaning, we ate poached eggs with hollandaise sauce and chili over a bed of frito chips. We don’t intend to review Sawyer & Co. (during our quick trip to Austin, Texas, for SXSW) as if to say, “OMG, YOU HAVE TO GO TO SAWYER & CO., it’s like, TOTALLY trendy right…
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ON THE IMPORTANCE OF GOOD DENIM
i.e. we protest the proliferation of saggy butt jeans. i.e. ALSO, we protest the proliferation of denim that feels like paper… hello, Forever 21. The touch of good denim is akin to an angel’s touch, one thousand retail-therapy angels all singing down from heaven, chorusing the verse, “You deserve these jeans! YOU DESERVE THESE JEANS.…
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OUR RELIGION IS BARNEYS
Perhaps a step too far, claiming our religion exists in the hallowed halls of retail, BUT, don’t judge, Judge Judy. We hold the following to be true: Barneys is our happy place. For each of us, our love for Barneys began at different times. Brock was basically born with style, and hence educated in the notion that,…
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