Category: THINGS
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WHAT TO TALK ABOUT… THIS WEEK
We had a thought last night. Rather, we had a whole conversation together. What if someone called us couch potatoes as an insult?… Like, “you boys are so boring. You’re couch potatoes. You can’t sit with us.” Okay, yeah, hmmm, let’s think about this for a moment. Burrrrrrrn. No, yeah, we’d be cool with that.…
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YUMMERTIME x PROPER ASSEMBLY
This photo is… so… bright. But, we love it! We also recently found out that we love watching Botched. And we love Camelbak water bottles. But, those are totally beside the point we’re about to make. Important statements, but still beside the point. The point? The point. The point! The point is Proper Assembly and…
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YUMMERTIME BOOK CLUB: OCTOBER
Knock, knock. BOO. Wait, where’d you go? Okay, anyways, it’s the THIRD installment of Yummertime Book Club and we’re ready to climb to the top of the Transamerica Pyramid, all donkey kong style (oh, wait… we didn’t get that right, did we?), even if it’s foggy and rainy and cold and miserable and wet, and…
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WHAT TO TALK ABOUT… RIGHT NOW
We’re nearing the end to the day and you’re off to happy hour with all of your friends, just like in Gossip Girl, right? Or are you getting ready to snuggle up at home with a BIG glass of wine like us? Let’s be serious, though… it’s actually an ENORMOUS glass of wine. This is…
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WE ONCE OMBRÉD AND GOT MONOCHROME
Haha. Haha. Hahah. We’re still laughing at that title. Haha. Haha. But, that’s the problem… we always laugh at our own jokes. Get it? You see what we did there? It’s a play on the word mono. No, no, no, we totally understand, mono’s not funny. But, see, we’re not saying ‘mono.’ We said ‘monochrome.’…
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1990 x POLAROIDS
No. No, they didn’t… who do they think they are? Really? Who do they think they are? They actually tried to copy T.Swift?! They literally just replicated her album artwork? Literally. Literally. Let’s say ‘literally’ some more. Literally, literally, literally. Literally. But, yes… yes, we did. And you should too 🙂
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THE OCTOBER LIST
Eleven days. Okay, so, yeah, that totally sounds like a line from a horror film, right? It’s like The Ring – Extended Edition. Get it? Because it’s, like, “seven days” plus four more. Right? Funny, right? “Seven days,” it’s a line from the movie… We’ll get right to the point… we have eleven days left in…
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IT’S CHRIS’ BIRTHDAY!!!
(Insert post copy here; we’re off celebrating!)
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YUMMERSLIME!
Have you ever been so flustered in the morning that you forgot to put underwear on? We mean, no, yeah… yeah, that’s never happened to us before either… Okay, but that’s besides the point. The point, you ask? The point is… YUMMERSLIME! With the quick revival of the 90s that’s been happening for the past…