We’re nearing the end to the day and you’re off to happy hour with all of your friends, just like in Gossip Girl, right? Or are you getting ready to snuggle up at home with a BIG glass of wine like us? Let’s be serious, though… it’s actually an ENORMOUS glass of wine. This is us. Whatever your plans are, you’re looking for something to talk about, right? Yeah? Right? Yeah?
Wait, you aren’t? Oh, who cares… Here’s our list of things you should be talking about… RIGHT NOW!
Taylor Swift’s new album 1989. Because, like, hell yeah, that’s what everyone seems to be talking about right now! We really don’t know why we just said “hell yeah…” Really, where did that come from? It’s like we’re two bros, baseball caps on, sitting on the couch, PBRs in hand, yelling at the TV, watching Taylor Swift, exclaiming, “HELL YEAH, TAYLOR. HELL YEAH.” Now there’s something to talk about. That should be a meme…
How you feel about a Chestnut Praline Latte from Starbucks, their first new holiday drink in five years, because, you know, Pumpkin Spice and Gingerbread are the Regina George and Gretchen Wieners of holiday flavors. Breaking headline, Will Chestnut Praline Sit With Pumpkin Spice and Gingerbread? But, bigger question, who’s the Karen Smith in this situation? Also, side note, what does a chestnut even taste like?
How you feel about the Alexander Wang by H&M boxing gloves that are… boxing gloves. Chris told a lie for years when he was growing up; after taking just one boxing lesson (and crying afterwards), he still told everyone in middle school through sophomore year of high school that he was a boxer. Will you buy the boxing gloves? Are you going to tweet out, saying you’re taking boxing lessons, and then just sit at home, watching The Mindy Project like us?
If burrata is the new bacon, what’s the new kale? A very serious question and a very serious debate. We’re voting for carrots. Okay, really, we just thought it was trendy to talk about vegetables. Is it not trendy anymore? LOOK. Another topic to talk about! Are vegetables still trendy? Hold on. Hold the phone. We just learned about kalettes.
Nicki Minaj was a waitress at Red Lobster. She was fired after following a couple into the parking lot after they took her pen. See the annotated oral history here. Really, though, it’s just so… great.
Brock: COS Tee
Chris: H&M Sweatshirt (old) / Levi’s 511s / Adidas Shoes / Illesteva Sunglasses / Miansai Cuff