We had a thought last night. Rather, we had a whole conversation together. What if someone called us couch potatoes as an insult?… Like, “you boys are so boring. You’re couch potatoes. You can’t sit with us.”
Okay, yeah, hmmm, let’s think about this for a moment. Burrrrrrrn. No, yeah, we’d be cool with that.
In fact, we’d love to be labeled as couch potatoes! “Oh, you sat at home all Saturday, just the two of you, and watched How to Get Away With Murder, Botched, and YouTube parodies of Anaconda and Shake It Off? Wow, get a life.” Excuse us, but those ARE lyfe (intentionally misspelled because ‘the normal word “life” is so mundane and meaningless;’ see here).
Here’s our list of topics, things, videos, songs, OH MY GOURD SO MUCH to talk about… THIS WEEK!
Taylor Swift’s new music video for Blank Space publicized as being released TOMORROW, leaked TODAY, and then immediately taken down, then immediately after that put back up OFFICIALLY on Vevo TODAY! Here.
@MySadCat on Twitter. He’s so sad 🙁
Wearing socks and sandals. Not a thing, not a thing, it’s officially a thing. We wore them with Teva’s Even Leandra from Manrepeller is wearing them. Oh, yes… oh, yes, yes, yea… well, no… hmmm, we hope it’s a thing. Otherwise, we’re just crazy. No, yeah, it’s totally a thing. Right?
The countdown to Christmas. Today marks 44 days… either that ends with an EXCLAMATION, AHHHH, IT’S ALMOST HERE, GIMME THAT PEPPERMINT, LET ME SIT ON SANTA’S LAP, oh wait, no… no, that was wrong. Or it ends with an, okay, come on, it’s not even Thanksgiving yet, gimme that turkey, gimme those mashed potatoes and peas and corn and ham and GRAVYYYYYYY. We’re on both ends of the spectrum. Chris, Christmas. Brock, not Christmas.
Home Alone + The San Francisco Symphony. Enough Said.
Sweating in neoprene is cool. We want to sweat in neoprene. We want to sweat in this.
The Comeback + The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. If you’re anything like us, you’re excited about at least one of these, but hopefully both. The only thing greater than the return of both shows would be if one was chock-full of references to the other. Wait… that did happen!
Also, we love Lego Minifigures, and this just in, there’s a PIZZA GUY. You should definitely spend an hour talking about that with friends. Pizza = lyfe.
Happy Monday, everyone! <3 Yummertime.