Category: STYLE
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SHORTS ABOVE THE KNEE, SHOES ABOVE THE ANKLE
and while we’re at it, socks above the ankle too. Question: do we really think anyone notices when we wear the same outfit four days in a row? By the fourth day, if it’s a little smelly, just spray on more cologne and don’t hug anyone, right? RIGHT/ ew, actually no, oh goodness, NO, NO,…
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THE THOUGHT PROCESS OF WEARING WHITE
It’s 10:45AM? Well, shoot, we overslept and missed our Best Butt Booty Blast class. Shoot. Whatever, let’s get dressed. You know what? Today’s a fun day. Let’s wear white pants! WOOHOO. White pants party! It’s 10:50AM. UGH. Pizza sauce. On our white pants. Whatever, no one’s really going to notice. WOOHOO. We’re wearing white pants! We feel…
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ON THE IMPORTANCE OF GOOD DENIM
i.e. we protest the proliferation of saggy butt jeans. i.e. ALSO, we protest the proliferation of denim that feels like paper… hello, Forever 21. The touch of good denim is akin to an angel’s touch, one thousand retail-therapy angels all singing down from heaven, chorusing the verse, “You deserve these jeans! YOU DESERVE THESE JEANS.…
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TOMMY TIME
The Tommy Hilfiger man is preppy, a guy who more likely plays tennis than he does basketball. But since both require acute hand-eye coordination, we’re at a severe loss — we’d rather go shopping and drink Starbucks’ Peach Green Tea Lemonades (THEY’RE BACK!) than play with balls. That’s not true. We’re awesome at beer pong. Srsly.…
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HAPPY SHOESDAY: A BOY CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY SHOES
Serious life update: we just rented out a 5’x10′ storage facility, meaning we’re on our way to full-fledged, gold-star hoarder status. The reason being, we believe in the wise philosophy, a boy can never have too many shoes. (Cursed by two mothers with severe shoe addictions) Braving the first step in admitting an addiction to shoes, in one…
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LOOKING LIKE WE’RE IN HIGH SCHOOL IS VERY STYLISH
“Stylish,” herein judged by us and us alone — meaning, we think we’re stylish, so don’t try to bring us down! We look like we’re skipping “1st Period” to hang out behind the cafeteria, right by the dumpsters, all like, “What’s that smell? Ew. No, really, what’s that smell? Whatever. Let’s make out.” We’re very…
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LIFE LESSONS ACCORDING TO MEN’S FASHION WEEK
First and foremost, always wear deodorant — as soon as the lights turn on in any show, it’s as if you’re thrust into an enormous communal sauna, wondering altogether why the [hellvetica] you wore a leather, sherpa jacket, and whether or not everyone around can smell you. Do they like it? Do they hate it? We’ll…
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WE’VE BEEN RUNNING AROUND NEW YORK MENS FASHION WEEK LIKE TWO MAD MEN
Tbh, we’ve never sweat so profusely in front of so many people before. That’s basically the summary of our Men’s Fashion Week experience. But, more than just extra perspiration, we spent the past four days running from show to show with East Dane, working towards one common goal: finding out what we’re going to spend…
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MEN’S FASHION WEEK PACKING PARTY
As if we needed any reason to throw a party for just the two of us, we spent the larger part of yesterday drinking wine, eating take-out Chinese, and packing up our entire apartment into two suitcases, two carry-ons, and two backpacks, all to say, WE’RE GOING TO MEN’S FASHION WEEK, BETCHES. But, we shouldn’t be…