Category: STYLE
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DEAR DENIM
What’s it to you? You love denim so much you’d marry it? Totally not weird. Like, not weird at all. Seriously, we get more excited about sales on our favorite pairs of jeans than we do our best friends’ birthdays. Oh wait. We actually just said that. #honesty. But, tell us. What’s your favorite denim…
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WE’D RATHER BE SHOPPING, GIVEAWAY
One day, we’ll have a minivan, with a license plate frame that says, ‘We’d Rather Be Shopping.’ (Chris typed that. We will NOT have a minivan). Whatever. We’ll for sure have that license plate frame, at least. Because, you know what? We love to shop, and NO ONE is going to stop us. No, really.…
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HOW TO: TAKE A PICTURE WITH A PINK WALL
Find a pink wall. Stand. Or sit. Or lay down. Laugh to yourself. Laugh at how ridiculous you look laughing to yourself. Notice the audience (of three pedestrians) that’s now watching you. Laugh because you feel uncomfortable. Notice that they’re not leaving. Notice two more pedestrians are now watching. Notice that the man on the stoop…
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A BEACH WALK TO REMEMBER
We love kittens, milkshakes, the color blue, and long walks on the beach. Ohhhh, the feeling of sand between our toes. So, please excuse the minor fact that this post is our audition for the cover of Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Edition, 2015. Wait, what? Did we just say that? DISTRACTION. No, yeah, we didn’t say…
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ONE AND ONIA
Hug our hips. Fit to our thighs. Cover our goodies. And quickly dry. Which, sounds like an oddly sexual Dr. Seuss poem. But, ew, no. We’re talking about swim trunks, our checklist of ‘must-haves, must-do’s’ when it comes to swimwear. They should also make our booties look good. But, not like bootylicious good. Just, like… bootycute, bootyadorable, booty-don’t-stare-at-me-but-notice-how-cute-I-am. Yeah.…
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WE DON’T GOLF, BUT WE CAN LOOK PREPPY, RIGHT?
We don’t golf. But, we did make sure to snap some photos of our “golfing” looks, right in the middle of the El Dorado golf course in Cabo. STOP EVERYTHING. Grab the camera RIGHT NOW. Because. Polos. Yes. Polos. Polos. We. Wore. Polos. (We never wear polos). Our looks totally said, “Preppy boys from the East…
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HOW TO DRESS YOURSELF LIKE A LAZY HUMAN BEING AND STILL FEEL GREAT
Working title. We toyed around with another option, HOW TO DRESS YOURSELF, BE LAZY, EAT CURLY FRIES AND HAVE MILKSHAKES TOO OFTEN, TELL PEOPLE YOU WENT TO THE GYM, BUT IN REALITY IT WAS JUST TO WALK ON THE TREADMILL FOR 10 MINUTES, AND STILL FEEL GREAT, but we decided that was just too long.…
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HUMP DAY HEADLINES
Wednesday. We’re only halfway through the week. But, then again, what if we looked at Wednesday from a more optimistic perspective? Like, we’re halfway through… the week. Yeah, we tried to do a ‘you’re looking at the glass half empty, half full’ kind of thing… and obviously it doesn’t really apply to Wednesdays. We still have…
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WE WON’T TALK ABOUT THE COLD
Here’s a confession: sometimes we wear the same outfit… several days in a row. Okay, don’t judge. No, stop. It’s not like we smell. Stop. No, really, stop; don’t judge. We wear deodorant, duh. If you KNOW an outfit’s good, why NOT repeat it? That’s the philosophical question of the century. You can quote us. Okay, but…