ONE AND ONIA

Hug our hips. Fit to our thighs.
Cover our goodies. And quickly dry.

Which, sounds like an oddly sexual Dr. Seuss poem. But, ew, no. We’re talking about swim trunks, our checklist of ‘must-haves, must-do’s’ when it comes to swimwear.

They should also make our booties look good. But, not like bootylicious good. Just, like… bootycute, bootyadorable, booty-don’t-stare-at-me-but-notice-how-cute-I-am. Yeah.

During our trip to NYC a few weeks ago, we stopped by the Onia showroom and test drove some of their shorts. In an instant, we fell in love with the quality of their construction. From the fabric (which, basically dries in 1-2-3-OH MY GOODNESS THEY’RE ALREADY DRY) to the length (5-inch inseam, just perfect)… We’re huge fans.

So, obviously, we were like, ‘NEED, NEED NOW,’ and brought two pairs with us to Cabo Wabo Labo Dabo Babo CABOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Chris: Lacoste Polo (old) / Onia Shorts / Adidas Sandals / Han Kjøbenhavn Sunglasses

Brock: Hello Mr. Tee / Onia Shorts / OAK Sandals (old) / Han Kjøbenhavn Sunglasses / Proper Assembly Duffle Bag