HOW TO: TAKE A PICTURE WITH A PINK WALL

1. Find a pink wall.
2. Stand. Or sit. Or lay down.
3. Laugh to yourself.
4. Laugh at how ridiculous you look laughing to yourself.
5. Notice the audience (of three pedestrians) that’s now watching you.
6. Laugh because you feel uncomfortable.
7. Notice that they’re not leaving.
8. Notice two more pedestrians are now watching.
9. Notice that the man on the stoop across the street is also watching.
10. Suddenly… Out of nowhere… Give them SEXY EYES!!! SEXXXXXXXY EYES.
11. Boom. There’s your photo.

And that’s how you take a picture with a pink wall 🙂

Also, notice how we’re wearing our shirts (Onia on Chris, Uniqlo on Brock) unbuttoned all the way down, like basically to our belly buttons, because… WHY NOT?! If girls can do it, why can’t we?! Well, no, we saw Kanye wear a skirt once, and we probably won’t be wearing skirts any time soon 😛

Chris: Onia Henley / In God We Trust Sunglasses

Brock: Uniqlo Shirt / Warby Parker Sunglasses