HOW TO: TAKE A PICTURE WITH A PINK WALL

March 17, 2015

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  1. Find a pink wall.
  2. Stand. Or sit. Or lay down.
  3. Laugh to yourself.
  4. Laugh at how ridiculous you look laughing to yourself.
  5. Notice the audience (of three pedestrians) that’s now watching you.
  6. Laugh because you feel uncomfortable.
  7. Notice that they’re not leaving.
  8. Notice two more pedestrians are now watching.
  9. Notice that the man on the stoop across the street is also watching.
  10. Suddenly… Out of nowhere… Give them SEXY EYES!!! SEXXXXXXXY EYES.
  11. Boom. There’s your photo.

And that’s how you take a picture with a pink wall 🙂

Also, notice how we’re wearing our shirts (Onia on Chris, Uniqlo on Brock) unbuttoned all the way down, like basically to our belly buttons, because… WHY NOT?! If girls can do it, why can’t we?! Well, no, we saw Kanye wear a skirt once, and we probably won’t be wearing skirts any time soon 😛

PINK_2PINK_3PINK_4PINK_5PINK_6Chris: Onia Henley / In God We Trust Sunglasses

Brock: Uniqlo Shirt / Warby Parker Sunglasses

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  • The Kentucky Gent March 17, 2015 at 11:18 am

    The stares from passer-bys is possibly one of my favorite/least favorite things about taking photos.

    Best,
    Josh – The Kentucky Gent
    http://thekentuckygent.com

  • Andrew March 17, 2015 at 12:52 pm

    Please tell us (mostly me) where this pink wall(s) is?? I was in SF the weekend you guys were in Cabo and was only able to find/take a photo in front of this pink garage in The Richmond

    • yummertime March 17, 2015 at 1:00 pm

      This one is in North Beach on Lombard St; it’s super close to Coit Tower 😀

  • Michael March 18, 2015 at 4:49 am

    We don’t have pink wall in our town =(, and I think we don’t have any happy coloured walls at all here =(..so, we should find one and paint it =D
    Michael
    http://www.ontheleaf.net

  • Roger March 21, 2015 at 11:34 pm

    Since I stumbled upon your Instagram account, I’ve been loving your photography aesthetic !

    • yummertime March 27, 2015 at 10:05 am

      Ahhh, thank you! 😀

  • Igee Okafor June 7, 2015 at 9:00 pm

    I have spent about two hours reading your blog. It’s my latest obsession. Very fun, entertaining and humorous. This tutorial is especially comical. Keep it up.

    Igee Okafor
    Style Enthusiast/Blogger
    http://www.igeeokafor.com