Category: STYLE
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WHAT OUR OUTFITS SAY ABOUT US: IT DOESN’T SNOW IN SAN FRANCISCO
A revelation so un-profound, dare we say, we’re lucky we found each other — we’re fools. If you’re as obsessed with looking at cats on Instagram as we are (/ even if you’re not), while scrolling through your feed, you’ll notice that the preeminent small-talk topic across generations, of the weathery kind, easily becomes a…
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TBH, WE ONLY LIKE WINTER FOR THE LAYERING
That’s it. That’s all. Winter can all but be erased from our lives, if only it weren’t for our affinity for layering — layering so many clothes that we end up looking like babushka dolls. If it weren’t for this coat from Carven, for example, we’d be all but done with Winter like a Kardashian wedding…
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EVERYTHING WE NEED TO BUY FROM MR PORTER’S SALE
We’re looking for anyone, ANYONE, to give us the go-ahead to buy: three sweatshirts, two pairs of shoes, three pairs of sunglasses, one pair of jeans, a cuff and a hat from MR PORTER’s online sale right now. ANYONE. The wisest words we could ever utter: never buy anything on sale that you wouldn’t buy at…
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HOW TO: NOT WASH YOUR HAIR
Consider this a call to arms against shampooing your hair every day. But, it’s not like this hasn’t been talked about before. And before that. But other than those two articles, a quick Google search results in little coverage of dry shampoo, let alone cleansing conditioners or rinses, as applied to men’s grooming. Boooooooo, men’s…
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MAKING THE CASE TO AVOID ALL SIGNS OF WINTER
We’ll have you believe, not all ignorance is bliss, but rather, all seasonal ignorance of the wintry kind is sublime. This is to say, we hate Winter. And just like every time we hear the phrase, “I hate cats,” from a random stranger, we become experts in the art of ignoring. All like, if we…
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NEW YEAR, NEW BASICS
We’re huge fans of the phrase, “New Year, New You,” solely because it justifies a shopping spree courtesy of the comment, “you know what we need? A MAKEOVER” followed by an exclamation of joyful screaming and dancing around in our underwear. a.k.a. our Saturday, last weekend. Two days into the new year and we’re already…
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WE’LL BE WEARING VELVET
In the spirit of a typical New Year’s Eve for us, this year especially, we’ll likely have drank too much champagne by the stroke of midnight, corresponding with the following scenario: Chris: “BROCK. BROCK. BROCK. It’s midnight!” Brock: “What?” Chris: “IT’S MIDNIGHT. MID. NIGHT.” Brock: “WHAT?!” Chris: “IT’S MIDN… oh no, oh no, OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,…
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WHAT TO WEAR ON THE FIRST DAY OF WINTER
This isn’t so much a tell-all as it is a request for support in justifying our problem obsession with buying winterwear for the sake of saying, “but, it’s slightly cold out, I need a new coat.” Which is exactly the excuse we gave ourselves when we bought this Pendleton wool chore coat and this TOPMAN hooded…
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TWO GRAPHIC SWEATERS THAT’LL MAKE YOU FEEL OOEY, GOOEY
Where the New York Times might cover climate change and Rolling Stone might cover the presidential race, we’re inclined to post about graphic sweaters. Three in the same. Honestly, though… just look at this Apres Ski sweater and tell us you don’t get ooey, gooey, tickly feelings in the pit of your stomach. Which,…