Category: FEATURED
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ON THE SUBJECT OF OVERALLS
First things first—leave your pessimism at the door, we will not place any credence in your “ew, overalls” sentiments. Your hate for overalls is not welcome here. YOU CAN’T SIT WITH US. That is, you can’t sit with us if you’re going to be mean to our overalls. THAT’S RIGHT. YOU CAN’T SIT WITH US…
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WE WORE: SOUVENIR JACKETS AND GREEN ADIDAS TRACK PANTS
because, souvenir jackets and eccentric athleisure are “trendy,” right? Just like Cyndi once said, girls just want to have fun, and we, being the gurls that we are, oblige when it comes to fashunz. As in, here’s an important question: who wouldn’t want to wear a satin bomber jacket with pink sleeves?! RIGHT. And who wouldn’t want…
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HOW TO: TAKE SO MANY PICTURES IN FRONT OF A PINK WALL
otherwise known as the sequel to the highly popular, record-breaking post, HOW TO: TAKE A PICTURE IN FRONT OF A PINK WALL Find said pink wall. Look to your right. Notice twelve girls taking selfies in front of said wall. Look to your left. Notice thirteen girls taking selfies in front of said wall. Allow…
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IS THE ‘COACH’ GUY THE ‘IT’ GUY?
otherwise alternatively titled, WE ATE PIZZA AND WORE COACH. Which can either be considered our best resume bio to-date, ‘We Eat Pizza and Wear Coach,’ or just a solid summary of what we did on Monday night last week, if nothing else. That, and we guzzled two bottles of wine. REGARDLESS, the pressing question remains: is…
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5 THINGS TO BUY FROM FRANK & OAK FOR SPRING
with additional, clever and hilarious sub-title: The Rules of Spring According to Our Frank & Oak Shopping Cart and Credit Card Statement (hahahahaha, so clever and so funny) We spent two hours, two weeks ago, on a Tuesday night, drinking glasses bottles of wine and shopping Frank & Oak’s New Arrivals. Any reasonable person could (and…
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THE $100 T-SHIRT DILEMMA
i.e. do we buy one (1) ticket to see Beyonce OR do we buy two (2) t-shirts from Opening Ceremony and Kenzo? Quite possibly one of the most vapid, yet honest, questions we’ve ever asked ourselves… now we’re hungry though, so let’s go buy a $12 green juice. We’ve changed. We used to be “never buy…
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SHORTS ABOVE THE KNEE, SHOES ABOVE THE ANKLE
and while we’re at it, socks above the ankle too. Question: do we really think anyone notices when we wear the same outfit four days in a row? By the fourth day, if it’s a little smelly, just spray on more cologne and don’t hug anyone, right? RIGHT/ ew, actually no, oh goodness, NO, NO,…
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THE THOUGHT PROCESS OF WEARING WHITE
It’s 10:45AM? Well, shoot, we overslept and missed our Best Butt Booty Blast class. Shoot. Whatever, let’s get dressed. You know what? Today’s a fun day. Let’s wear white pants! WOOHOO. White pants party! It’s 10:50AM. UGH. Pizza sauce. On our white pants. Whatever, no one’s really going to notice. WOOHOO. We’re wearing white pants! We feel…
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LIFE UPDATE: WE HAD A FRITO PIE BENEDICT AT SAWYER & CO.
Three words: frito pie benedict. Meaning, we ate poached eggs with hollandaise sauce and chili over a bed of frito chips. We don’t intend to review Sawyer & Co. (during our quick trip to Austin, Texas, for SXSW) as if to say, “OMG, YOU HAVE TO GO TO SAWYER & CO., it’s like, TOTALLY trendy right…