yummertime [yuhm-er-tahym]
n. the intersection of yum and summertime.
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IT’S CHRIS’ BIRTHDAY!!!
(Insert post copy here; we’re off celebrating!)
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JACKETS JACKETS JACKETS
Our conversation with SF weather. SF WEATHER: “I’m going to be hot today.” US: “Really? Can’t it be cold today? It’s October.” SF WEATHER: “Who are you again?”
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TUESDAY PICK-YOU-UPS
It’s Tuesday. And that means tomorrow’s Wednesday. Which means the next day is Thursday, and then after that, it’s Friday! Oh, can it be Friday already? No, not for us. We’re on a staycation! But, for you! Can it be Friday already? Here are a few pick-you-ups just to get you through the rest of the…
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STAYCATION
Let’s keep this short. Get it? Because we’re wearing shorts? But, really, we’re probably not going to be short, actually. Why? Because we’re here to discuss an important topic: the often overlooked and undervalued “staycation!” Ooooohhhh. Awwwwww. A staycation?
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YUMMERSLIME!
Have you ever been so flustered in the morning that you forgot to put underwear on? We mean, no, yeah… yeah, that’s never happened to us before either… Okay, but that’s besides the point. The point, you ask? The point is… YUMMERSLIME! With the quick revival of the 90s that’s been happening for the past…
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EVERYDAY WE’RE STRUGGLIN’
We’ll make use of a totally trendy phrase right now, “the struggle is real, y’all.” Well, no, not necessarily… we threw in that “y’all” ourselves. Clever, right? Gotta be inclusive. Not everyone’s a “you guys.” Remember that, all you guys. But, again. The struggle is real.
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MONDAY
Monday. Can we leave it at that? Oh wait, we forgot our hashtags! #monday #mondays #mondayblues #mondayssuck #mondaymopey #mondaymoody #mondayitis #mondaymorning #mondaymotivation #mondaycouple #mondayselfie #mondaymadness #mondaymonkey #mondaymoveover Yeah, that’s it. There we go. Oh, shoot, we forgot one. #mondaynightfootball. Perfect.
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FOGHORNS
Okay. Real talk. It’s hotter than Venus in our apartment right now (yeah, we Googled it… enter, ‘hottest planet in solar system;’ our apartment’s a close second. We also searched ‘cat driving car gif;’ it’s a good one). But, really, it’s like what, 85 degrees out in San Francisco right now? It’s a BIG deal…
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NOB HILL
It’s hot. It’s so hot. It’s 70 degrees. It’s so hot. “Come on, Brock.” “Carry me.” “No.” “Carry me.” “No.” That’s what a trek up to Nob Hill sounds like. Well, at least for us. We’ll be honest with you for a minute (Just a minute, okay? Kidding! We only lie when someone asks us…
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