Our conversation with SF weather.
SF WEATHER: “I’m going to be hot today.”
US: “Really? Can’t it be cold today? It’s October.”
SF WEATHER: “Who are you again?”
US: “We’re Yummertime! You know, those two boys who keep taking Instagrams around the city in front of tourists? We had this one Instagram in front of the pink wall at Miette, you’ve probably seen it.”
SF WEATHER: “Nope.”
US: “How about this Instagram we took at Thorough Bread & Pastry? We’re, like, always there. You’ve probably seen that one.”
SF WEATHER: “Nope.”
SF WEATHER: “Really.”
US: “Well, damn. How about…?”
SF WEATHER: “Nope, haven’t seen it. I’m going to be hot today.”
One hour later.
SF WEATHER: “Psych! I’m going to be cold.”
It was a very productive conversation. However, let’s address two matters.
1) We hope you realize we’d NEVER ever ACTUALLY talk like that. Well, no, we just kind of did… we hope you realize we’d NEVER ever ACTUALLY talk like that again. But, let’s be honest, it’s totally entertaining to meet someone who constantly refers to their Instagrams… are we right? No? Really? Okay, no, yeah… we’re just being sassy.
2) San Francisco’s weather is a diva. She does whatever she wants, whenever she wants. “Oops, it’s raining now! Forgot to mention that.” “Oh, wait, never mind, now it’s going to be 90 degrees… and you’re wearing a sweater? Too. Funny.”
Given the predicament that is the state of our city’s weather, it’s a complete necessity to dress in layers. It’s just… you should have seen the looks on our faces when we realized, 7:30am, that it was ACTUALLY going to be cold. No, really, we looked at each other at 7:30am and we were all like, “We get to wear jackets?!” The simple joys of our life, are we right?
With the season’s change, we’ve made two recent purchases. Brock’s leather-trimmed varsity jacket from Golden Bear Sportswear. And for Chris? A corduroy trucker from Levi’s, fitted with a sherpa lining. Too. Good. Seriously though, we just love wearing jackets.
So, SF Weather? Take that. We’re ready for you. Oh, wait, it’s supposed to be 75 degrees again today? Okay, forget the jackets. Where are our Birkenstocks?