yummertime [yuhm-er-tahym]
n. the intersection of yum and summertime.
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WE’D RATHER BE SHOPPING, GIVEAWAY
One day, we’ll have a minivan, with a license plate frame that says, ‘We’d Rather Be Shopping.’ (Chris typed that. We will NOT have a minivan). Whatever. We’ll for sure have that license plate frame, at least. Because, you know what? We love to shop, and NO ONE is going to stop us. No, really.…
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HOW TO: TAKE A PICTURE WITH A PINK WALL
Find a pink wall. Stand. Or sit. Or lay down. Laugh to yourself. Laugh at how ridiculous you look laughing to yourself. Notice the audience (of three pedestrians) that’s now watching you. Laugh because you feel uncomfortable. Notice that they’re not leaving. Notice two more pedestrians are now watching. Notice that the man on the stoop…
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YUMMERTIME EATS: PRECITA PARK CAFE
When asked to list our hobbies, we have but two priorities: shopping, eating. Eating while shopping? Best. Day. Ever. Consider us the embodiment of the Millennial. Ew. No. Don’t do that. We’re just being us. Just the two of us, no one else, where no one else’s opinions matter… except our moms’. We. Like. To. Eat. You…
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A BEACH WALK TO REMEMBER
We love kittens, milkshakes, the color blue, and long walks on the beach. Ohhhh, the feeling of sand between our toes. So, please excuse the minor fact that this post is our audition for the cover of Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Edition, 2015. Wait, what? Did we just say that? DISTRACTION. No, yeah, we didn’t say…
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ONE AND ONIA
Hug our hips. Fit to our thighs. Cover our goodies. And quickly dry. Which, sounds like an oddly sexual Dr. Seuss poem. But, ew, no. We’re talking about swim trunks, our checklist of ‘must-haves, must-do’s’ when it comes to swimwear. They should also make our booties look good. But, not like bootylicious good. Just, like… bootycute, bootyadorable, booty-don’t-stare-at-me-but-notice-how-cute-I-am. Yeah.…
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WE DON’T GOLF, BUT WE CAN LOOK PREPPY, RIGHT?
We don’t golf. But, we did make sure to snap some photos of our “golfing” looks, right in the middle of the El Dorado golf course in Cabo. STOP EVERYTHING. Grab the camera RIGHT NOW. Because. Polos. Yes. Polos. Polos. We. Wore. Polos. (We never wear polos). Our looks totally said, “Preppy boys from the East…
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CABO PACKING PARTY
Let’s keep this brief. We wear briefs, not boxers. But, seriously, let’s keep it brief… because right now, RIGHT NOW, we’re flying to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. CABO. The itinerary for the next few days involves spending hours upon hours in the sun (french fried) with eight friends, shacked up in a house right by…
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INSPIRATION THIS WEEK
Pool and beachside inspiration to make you go “ohhh, awwwww, oohhh, why am I not tan and naked right now?!” And, just in time for for our trip to CABO!!!
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HOW TO DRESS YOURSELF LIKE A LAZY HUMAN BEING AND STILL FEEL GREAT
Working title. We toyed around with another option, HOW TO DRESS YOURSELF, BE LAZY, EAT CURLY FRIES AND HAVE MILKSHAKES TOO OFTEN, TELL PEOPLE YOU WENT TO THE GYM, BUT IN REALITY IT WAS JUST TO WALK ON THE TREADMILL FOR 10 MINUTES, AND STILL FEEL GREAT, but we decided that was just too long.…
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