yummertime [yuhm-er-tahym]
n. the intersection of yum and summertime.
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FLORALS FOR SPRING?
Rose are red, violets are blue. We’re lying in a bed of ice plant, AH! A SPIDER! EWWW. True story. In a decision that came as quick and fast as the answer to the question, “Do you want fries with that?” UM DUH, we were all like, “Florals for Spring? Well, why don’t we just…
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ON SHORT SHORTS
We remember, with regretful consciouses, the days of cargo past. But, really, that’s just a fancy-pants way of saying, we remember those horrible, wretched, disgusting, awful, heart-wrenching, pitiful, ‘don’t look at me funny, I’m macho. No really, I am! Stop, I’m crying now’ days where our greatest fear was to unknowingly expose our knees to…
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WHAT WE’RE DOING INSTEAD OF SPRING CLEANING
Chris’ mom once wisely told him, circa 1994, “A tidy bed makes for a tidy day.” And so, we proudly make our bed, every day, every morning. HI, CHRIS’ MOM! But, let’s be honest for a quick sec. We hate cleaning. We hate the concept that is ‘Spring cleaning.’ We’ll clean our dishes, sureeeeeeee. But, like,…
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YUMMERTIME BOOK CLUB: APRIL
UPDATE: Yummertime Book Club will be posted on the first day of every month, instead of the last Friday. It came to us (and by us, we mean to say, it came to Brock) in a dream. Oprah was all like, screaming, “Why are you posting the Yummertime Book Club selections for the month at the end…
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INSTAGRAM LOOKS: MARCH
Where would our lives be without Instagram? No, seriously. Where would they be? We overheard a girl on Muni recently, “Like, I was going to Instagram it. But, then I was all, like, I can’t Instagram it. But, like, I really, really wanted to Instagram it, you know?” She looked distressed. She looked panicked. IS…
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EVERYONE SHOULD MASK, A YUMMERTIME SKIN PSA
To the people of the world: You should mask. Look at us. We look crazy. But, we’re coming to you, vulnerable, asking you to consider the skin on your face. Yes. The skin on your face. The skin. On. Your face. If your skin is anything like ours, it’s deadbeat tired. That chipotle burrito you…
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SPRING LAYERS, OH BABY
1 drooping tank top. The more droop, the closer to heaven. 1 baggy shirt, completely unbuttoned. Ooh, baby. 1 pair of destroyed denim jeans. Show off those adorable knees. 1 pair of Birkenstocks. Because. Obviously. The result? The exact outfit your 90s heartthrob crush wore. Here. We tried to do the same for Chris’ look…
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INSPIRATION THIS WEEK
Gardens. Florals. Flowers. Because Spring. And, basically, we just want to frolic through a field of flowers. With our tongues out.
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DEAR DENIM
What’s it to you? You love denim so much you’d marry it? Totally not weird. Like, not weird at all. Seriously, we get more excited about sales on our favorite pairs of jeans than we do our best friends’ birthdays. Oh wait. We actually just said that. #honesty. But, tell us. What’s your favorite denim…
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