yummertime [yuhm-er-tahym]
n. the intersection of yum and summertime.
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HOW WE BAXTER (HINT: IT’S A GIVEAWAY FOR EVERYONE)
a.k.a. where we give out free Baxter of California to everyone and anyone. In the same way we wish for free packs of ranch with every meal (DON’T JUDGE, JUDGE JUDY), we wish for free Baxter of California products with every purchase we make. Wait. What is that? A surprise? The best surprise EVER? SURPRISE:…
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WHERE TO: THE CROMWELL, LAS VEGAS
Three things happen to us every time we’re in Vegas: We somehow end up watching Law & Order, Brock loses ALL of our gambling money, then wins it all back, YAY, and Chris falls on his back. The last, of which, took an unexpected turn (a week ago) when Chris thought it wise to jump…
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TWO GRAPHIC SWEATERS THAT’LL MAKE YOU FEEL OOEY, GOOEY
Where the New York Times might cover climate change and Rolling Stone might cover the presidential race, we’re inclined to post about graphic sweaters. Three in the same. Honestly, though… just look at this Apres Ski sweater and tell us you don’t get ooey, gooey, tickly feelings in the pit of your stomach. Which,…
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FOUR ITEMS, FOUR WAYS TO SAY “STUFF MY STOCKING”
Asking for what you want is difficult. People are all like, “What do you want for the holidays?” and you’re all like, “Oh, don’t get me anything. I don’t need anything” while internally you’re all like, I’d love a GoPro, a new blow dryer, a Martha Stewart cookbook, a shake weight, six pairs of destroyed jeans……
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WHAT COATS TO OBSESS OVER FROM NORDSTROM AND ASOS
A beautiful moment occurs the instant you rescue your shoulders from the severity of a lonely life and place, on them, a soft, fluffy, weighted coat. Almost instantly, a glowing light shines down from above in the fitting room, fluorescent yellow, and a voice whispers in your ear, “you deserve this jacket.” If that hasn’t…
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YUMMERTIME FAVORITE THINGS GIFT GUIDE
In an effort to Oprahfy everything in our life (we’re currently accepting applications to find the Gayle King to our Oprah Winfrey), we decided it best to present to the world our own Yummertime Favorite Things Gift Guide. a.k.a. we’re gifting everything that we want this year, a.k.a. “no, we do not need your wishlist, Mom,…
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BABY IT’S COLD OUTSIDE, LET’S TAKE A SELFIE
Life lesson #2,578: when freezing outside, take a selfie — the cardiovascular effort needed to take said selfie will result in added internal body heat. Yay! Cardio benefits of selfies aside, we’re of the thought that good memories should last forever. Especially when one wears a maroon bomber or denim sherpa-lined jacket. Moments like that should absolutely…
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BRAND TO KNOW: HIRO CLARK
a.k.a. where we proceed to profess that we’d love to make cute, little t-shirt babies with Hiro Clark. Cute. Little. T-shirt babies. Consider the following: a t-shirt, soaked in the swimming pool of Chateau Marmot Hotel filled with the tears of failed Hollywood dreams and starlets, crystallized from hang drying, and made from super…
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EVERYONE SHOULD EXFOLIATE, PART II — A REVIEW
Part II to Everyone Should Exfoliate. To the good people of the world (still): you really, really, really should exfoliate. Consider: dead skin cells. Ew. Hook, line and sinker. Everyone should exfoliate. The easiest way being with a cleansing face brush (instead of, say, with our grubby, bare hands… “grubby,” ewwww). And so, here’s the 411:…
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