Category: TRAVEL
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YUMMERTIME EATS: PRECITA PARK CAFE
When asked to list our hobbies, we have but two priorities: shopping, eating. Eating while shopping? Best. Day. Ever. Consider us the embodiment of the Millennial. Ew. No. Don’t do that. We’re just being us. Just the two of us, no one else, where no one else’s opinions matter… except our moms’. We. Like. To. Eat. You…
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A BEACH WALK TO REMEMBER
We love kittens, milkshakes, the color blue, and long walks on the beach. Ohhhh, the feeling of sand between our toes. So, please excuse the minor fact that this post is our audition for the cover of Sports Illustrated’s Swimsuit Edition, 2015. Wait, what? Did we just say that? DISTRACTION. No, yeah, we didn’t say…
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ONE AND ONIA
Hug our hips. Fit to our thighs. Cover our goodies. And quickly dry. Which, sounds like an oddly sexual Dr. Seuss poem. But, ew, no. We’re talking about swim trunks, our checklist of ‘must-haves, must-do’s’ when it comes to swimwear. They should also make our booties look good. But, not like bootylicious good. Just, like… bootycute, bootyadorable, booty-don’t-stare-at-me-but-notice-how-cute-I-am. Yeah.…
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WE DON’T GOLF, BUT WE CAN LOOK PREPPY, RIGHT?
We don’t golf. But, we did make sure to snap some photos of our “golfing” looks, right in the middle of the El Dorado golf course in Cabo. STOP EVERYTHING. Grab the camera RIGHT NOW. Because. Polos. Yes. Polos. Polos. We. Wore. Polos. (We never wear polos). Our looks totally said, “Preppy boys from the East…
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CABO PACKING PARTY
Let’s keep this brief. We wear briefs, not boxers. But, seriously, let’s keep it brief… because right now, RIGHT NOW, we’re flying to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. CABO. The itinerary for the next few days involves spending hours upon hours in the sun (french fried) with eight friends, shacked up in a house right by…
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OH, OH, OMNI BERKSHIRE PLACE
We’re in bed. Right now. Writing this post. Listening to Lana Del Rey. Eating gummy bears. Wishing we were back in our king-sized bed at Omni Berkshire Place in NYC. Acting all sad and glum. So. Um. This all sounds like a melodramatic Lana music video, right?
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WE WON’T TALK ABOUT THE COLD
Here’s a confession: sometimes we wear the same outfit… several days in a row. Okay, don’t judge. No, stop. It’s not like we smell. Stop. No, really, stop; don’t judge. We wear deodorant, duh. If you KNOW an outfit’s good, why NOT repeat it? That’s the philosophical question of the century. You can quote us. Okay, but…
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HOW TO LAYER
We don’t know how. 15 degrees Fahrenheit, New York City, and we decided to be the two California boys who wanted to wear their two favorite coats instead of investing in proper parkas… (rather, our two favorite, ‘dangerous for the weather’ short, varsity jackets clearly not suited for a real winter but are GREAT for…
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HELLO LOVE
It all started with a tee. No, really. Our obsessive romance with Hello Mr. magazine began a year ago, circa Instagram — wait, no… that’s not the right way to use circa — well, whatever, we found out about Hello Mr. on Instagram via their Hello Love tees and party. So, obviously we sent them…