Category: THINGS
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IF 90s CHRISTMAS SONGS WERE COCKTAILS
We hold the following to be true: 1) the holidays are here, therefore we drink, 2) therefore, also, Mariah is on repeat. When asked the question, “what are your holiday traditions?” we’re all like, “ummm, spiked punch?” and then we’re all like, “oh, it sounds like we have a problem, huh?” because we’re super selfish…
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FOUR ITEMS, FOUR WAYS TO SAY “STUFF MY STOCKING”
Asking for what you want is difficult. People are all like, “What do you want for the holidays?” and you’re all like, “Oh, don’t get me anything. I don’t need anything” while internally you’re all like, I’d love a GoPro, a new blow dryer, a Martha Stewart cookbook, a shake weight, six pairs of destroyed jeans……
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YUMMERTIME FAVORITE THINGS GIFT GUIDE
In an effort to Oprahfy everything in our life (we’re currently accepting applications to find the Gayle King to our Oprah Winfrey), we decided it best to present to the world our own Yummertime Favorite Things Gift Guide. a.k.a. we’re gifting everything that we want this year, a.k.a. “no, we do not need your wishlist, Mom,…
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BABY IT’S COLD OUTSIDE, LET’S TAKE A SELFIE
Life lesson #2,578: when freezing outside, take a selfie — the cardiovascular effort needed to take said selfie will result in added internal body heat. Yay! Cardio benefits of selfies aside, we’re of the thought that good memories should last forever. Especially when one wears a maroon bomber or denim sherpa-lined jacket. Moments like that should absolutely…
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WE’VE GOT FIVE MINUTES FOR CYBER MONDAY, THAT’S ALL
We’ve come to the conclusion that, while being our favorite hobby, shopping just stresses us out. It’s a matter of, “but, wait, we want EVERYTHING,” matched up against, “but, wait, our credit card hates us.” That, and we just don’t have time to shop anymore. We’re much too invested in eating six to seven times…
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BUY ME EVERYTHING BLACK FRIDAY
Everyone is all like, “OMG, IT’S BLACK FRIDAY!!! I’M GONNA GO SPEND ALL MY MONIES ON ALL THE SPECIAL PEOPLE IN MY LIFE.” But, we’re above clichés, and so we’re all like, “EVERYTHING WE LOVE AND NEED IN LIFE IS ON SALE!!! WHAT SHOULD WE BUY FOR OURSELVES?!” All the special people have birthdays, so…
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OUR RELIGION IS ON SALE
Shopping is akin to religion for us. Consider it an ailment of being 25 and fiscally irresponsible, a.k.a. we pay homage to the goddess named, “25% OFF.” And if you’re reading this, we hope we’re in this together, you + us. We squeeze our wallets like wearing a favorite pair of skinny jeans on a…
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DEAR DIARY: LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL
Dearest Diary, Today is September 27th. And we’ve been sobbing for a good six hours. Okay, no, that’s such an exaggeration. Kind of like how we exaggerated about Thomas, our cat, talking to us — we need to get out more. BUT, we did cry (in happiness) at five different points during today. When we…
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PLAYING FAVORITES
Count this as part of our manifesto: the guy who inspires us most is the guy who’s not afraid of pink. Couple that with a camel colored shirt jacket and a pair of suede sneakers and we’ll be all googoogaga, calling you our style icon. Which is all to say, this is our style palette for…