Category: THINGS

  • PLAYING FAVORITES

    PLAYING FAVORITES

    True story: we were sitting by the pool at the Ace Hotel & Swim Club in Palm Springs this past weekend, and this girl was all like, “Oh my gawdddddd, this lip gloss is, like, TOTALLY my favorite right now. I used to be into Ruby Woo, but this Candy Yum-Yum is just SO CUTE AND…

  • POOLSIDE: A HAIKU

    POOLSIDE: A HAIKU

    We love, love the pool Oh, we do, we do, we do (bad curse word) WE’RE FRIED! Clearly, we’re meant to be poet laureates. Dare we say, together, we’re the Dr. Seuss of our generation. But, that point is moot in comparison to the revelation that all too often, more than just being revolutionary poets,…

  • WHAT’S IN OUR BAGS: SUMMERTIME EDITION

    WHAT’S IN OUR BAGS: SUMMERTIME EDITION

    Secrets. Tons of secrets. And magic. And probably some glitter (very manly glitter). Oh, and a few other things, like magazines and sunnies and sunscreen and cameras and ‘smell-goods.’ Sure. We’d love to pretend that we live a ‘Free People‘ kind of life. But, that’s just not realistic. A man should always be prepared. Who…

  • MAYBE WE SHOP TOO MUCH…?

    MAYBE WE SHOP TOO MUCH…?

    That’s a rhetorical question in the negative… meaning, NO, NO, NO, we definitely don’t shop too much. America was founded on the concept of commerce, and we, with love for lady liberty, happily oblige.

  • HOW TO: BE ADULTS… AND OTHER DAILY STRUGGLES

    HOW TO: BE ADULTS… AND OTHER DAILY STRUGGLES

    We woke up like this. Well, no, there was also a little drool. So, um… ew. Drool or not, though, what we really mean to say, is…. we suck at being adults. But, we’re trying. It’s like Oprah said, “My idea of heaven is a great big baked potato and someone to share it with,”…

  • MAKING MONDAYS BEARABLE SINCE 7AM THIS MORNING

    MAKING MONDAYS BEARABLE SINCE 7AM THIS MORNING

    Honestly, there’s just something about Mondays that makes us cringe, makes us feel like crying, whimpering, kicking and screaming, makes us feel like the end of the world has come. THE END OF THE WORLD has come. Every ounce of happiness from the weekend, erased. COMPLETELY ERASED. But, then again, maybe we’re just being super…

  • KEY WEST PACKING PARTY

    KEY WEST PACKING PARTY

    We took these photos earlier today in our apartment and now we’re writing this post in an airport, albeit while sitting next to a man who wakes himself up each time he gargoyle-snores. So sad. But, in just twelve sweet, blissful, potentially child-screaming-filled, 100% ZZZquil-induced hours, we’ll finally be in Key West. And… we packed a…

  • SEMI-ANNUAL

    SEMI-ANNUAL

    a.k.a. Nordstrom’s huge sale, a.k.a. we’ve been drinking too much wine while lying side-by-side on the floor, staring at our laptop together, filling a shopping cart. Total items = 13… Here’s what’s in our cart so far. Key words: so far. MORE IMPORTANTLY, though, here’s what we think also needs to occur on a semi-annual basis: Actually going…

  • DESERT VIBES

    DESERT VIBES

    That moment when you realize you’re sitting on your couch, watching the Travel Channel, in swim shorts and sunglasses, with your portable heater blazing at 78 degrees in front of you and your cat, and you’re all like, to yourself, ‘Man, it’s so dry out.’ #desertvacation So, um… that’s us. And we’re shopping right now.…