Category: STYLE
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THE OCTOBER LIST
Eleven days. Okay, so, yeah, that totally sounds like a line from a horror film, right? It’s like The Ring – Extended Edition. Get it? Because it’s, like, “seven days” plus four more. Right? Funny, right? “Seven days,” it’s a line from the movie… We’ll get right to the point… we have eleven days left in…
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JACKETS JACKETS JACKETS
Our conversation with SF weather. SF WEATHER: “I’m going to be hot today.” US: “Really? Can’t it be cold today? It’s October.” SF WEATHER: “Who are you again?”
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TUESDAY PICK-YOU-UPS
It’s Tuesday. And that means tomorrow’s Wednesday. Which means the next day is Thursday, and then after that, it’s Friday! Oh, can it be Friday already? No, not for us. We’re on a staycation! But, for you! Can it be Friday already? Here are a few pick-you-ups just to get you through the rest of the…
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STAYCATION
Let’s keep this short. Get it? Because we’re wearing shorts? But, really, we’re probably not going to be short, actually. Why? Because we’re here to discuss an important topic: the often overlooked and undervalued “staycation!” Ooooohhhh. Awwwwww. A staycation?
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EVERYDAY WE’RE STRUGGLIN’
We’ll make use of a totally trendy phrase right now, “the struggle is real, y’all.” Well, no, not necessarily… we threw in that “y’all” ourselves. Clever, right? Gotta be inclusive. Not everyone’s a “you guys.” Remember that, all you guys. But, again. The struggle is real.
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MONDAY
Monday. Can we leave it at that? Oh wait, we forgot our hashtags! #monday #mondays #mondayblues #mondayssuck #mondaymopey #mondaymoody #mondayitis #mondaymorning #mondaymotivation #mondaycouple #mondayselfie #mondaymadness #mondaymonkey #mondaymoveover Yeah, that’s it. There we go. Oh, shoot, we forgot one. #mondaynightfootball. Perfect.
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NOB HILL
It’s hot. It’s so hot. It’s 70 degrees. It’s so hot. “Come on, Brock.” “Carry me.” “No.” “Carry me.” “No.” That’s what a trek up to Nob Hill sounds like. Well, at least for us. We’ll be honest with you for a minute (Just a minute, okay? Kidding! We only lie when someone asks us…
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THE GREAT DEBATE #SOCKSANDSANDALS
He wore socks and sandals. Well, actually, Chris did. We just can’t ignore the fact that we’re in love with Teva’s (again) — cut to the two of us, one in San Jose and the other in Simi Valley, California, both seven years old, wearing Teva’s, short shorts, and some sort of Nickelodeon or Goosebumps…
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LIST IT
Do you ever find yourself making lists? Yeah, we don’t either. Oh wait, you do? Okay, we do too. Everyone seems to be making lists nowadays. Our feeds are buzzing with lists. Get it? BuzzFeed. No? Nevermind then. It’s not like this is new or anything. It’s been going on for a century now —…