Category: STYLE
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WE CELEBRATE THE HOLIDAY OF SHOPPING
We’re religious. Totally religious. An altar at Barney’s. Communion at Crate and Barrel. High Mass at Bloomingdale’s. A sacrifice for any great sale — don’t you dare touch that last pair of Rainman x George Cox Gibsons. No, NO, NO! Please don’t! Here, take our dignity. Like, #yolo, right? This is all beginning to sound…
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ON THE TOPIC OF BEING RUGGED… WE TRIED
Don’t you sometimes wish you had an orchestra playing a soundtrack to your life? Like, total rom-com status. Right when you spill your Starbucks venti, no-foam, nonfat milk, triple shot, one-pump sugar-free vanilla latte with a dash of cinnamon onto your lap, boom, a John Williams crescendo, and then you see it. Love at first…
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A YUMMERTIME PSA: OVERSIZED TEES, OVERSIZED HEARTS
Forget that new pair of Campers you’ve been wanting all year, which would look AWESOME with your new oversized tee from Topman or COS. Do you know what goes best with oversized shirts? Oversized hearts. Cue ‘joke we used before…’ oh my goodness, did you just roll your eyes? Oh my goodness, are you making…
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HOUSE HUNTING
We’ve been house hunting. What do you think? 🙂
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HOMECOMING PART II
If we had our own Breakfast Club, we’d eat all the bacon. And definitely all of the pancakes. And definitely all of the sausage. Definitely the sausage. No, but seriously, we’d probably be the ‘basket case’ and the ‘princess,’ stereotyped all the way. Go figure (insert sassy girl emoji, winky emoji, and kitten emoji, just because).…
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TUESDAY CONFESSION – WE’RE GOING THROUGH A DARK PHASE
If you looked at our Myspace profiles, circa 2004, you’d see the same sort of photo, over and over. Mirror selfies. All black. A trademark, ‘don’t look at me’ pose. The one where you take the photo from up above, looking down. Thinking about it, though, it’s the same shot you see in a Rogaine…
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HOMECOMING PART I
What we know now, what we wish we knew back in high school:
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FIVE IS THE WORD. OR NUMBER. NO, WORD. NO, NUMBER.
The best things in life come in fives. Five fingers. Five pounds of Haribo gummy bears. Your next purchase? Five pairs of Timberland boots. Because, yeah. Five kittens. Because, yeah. Five months of Yummertime. But, why stop there?
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VERY IMPORTANT: THESE ARE OUR PIZZA DATE LOOKS
Fashions fade, style is eternal – Yves Saint Laurent And so is pizza. Pizza is eternal. Pizza is our favorite. We went on a pizza date. A date, mind you, with a very specific purpose. A very important, specific purpose. PIZZA. PIZZA. PIZZA PIZZA PIZZA PIZZAAAAAAAAAAAA. But, other than the pizza, we also needed to…