Category: FALL/WINTER

  • ALL WE WANT FOR CHRISTMAS: JEANS, JEANS, JEANS

    ALL WE WANT FOR CHRISTMAS: JEANS, JEANS, JEANS

    And maybe World Peace. We’d love that too! We’re stressing out over gearing up for the holidays. And in so doing, we’ve decided to post about our top choices for gifting (as we’ve ALWAYS done in the past), beginning with denim. But, more importantly, beginning with our favorite, 7 for All Mankind denim. All we…

  • EVERYTHING COACH

    EVERYTHING COACH

    When we die, bury us in Coach (and hundred dollar bills). We’re writing this blog post while eagerly watching yesterday’s episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, which is an entirely new level of honesty we’ve never had with you all… so, there’s that… BUT, what’s also worth mentioning, and HENCE the reason for this…

  • 5 FALL TRENDS THAT ARE GOING TO BLOW UP, ACCORDING TO PACSUN

    5 FALL TRENDS THAT ARE GOING TO BLOW UP, ACCORDING TO PACSUN

    We won’t call ourselves psychic (although we can predict our hanger at 11:05am every day; we’re always hungry at that time — weird). In fact, we’re not even certain we believe in psychics… Sure, you have your celebrity psychics on E! network and Bravo. Standard psychic mumble jumble perfect for a Kardashian price tag. But, then…

  • EVERYTHING TO BUY FROM GAP’S 90s ARCHIVE RE-ISSUE

    EVERYTHING TO BUY FROM GAP’S 90s ARCHIVE RE-ISSUE

    Because we already bought everything ourselves. Heaven help us (and bring us a good financial adviser). Consider this a celebratory post of the fact that we spent too much. We always spend too much. But, this time, we spent too much at Gap (we also spent too much at Topman this week, but that’s another…

  • EIGHT LOOKS FROM NEW YORK FASHION WEEK

    EIGHT LOOKS FROM NEW YORK FASHION WEEK

    Photo by Matthew Sperzel, via British GQ. Because, we’d be amiss NOT to show the world what we wore! Consider this a follow-up to our inability to pack minimally. We hate minimalism. Why wouldn’t we pack our entire wardrobe, bathroom, kitchen, bedroom, living room, AND priceless valuables into a suitcase to take with us to…

  • THE POSITIVE HEALTH BENEFITS OF WEARING TRACK PANTS

    THE POSITIVE HEALTH BENEFITS OF WEARING TRACK PANTS

    We’re not sure there are any, but we do feel healthy AND we’re wearing track pants, so that’s gotta be something. Consider this: by wearing velour track pants with an elastic waistband, one not only can do the splits in comfort, but can also eat two large Ultimeat pizzas comfortably, while simultaneously caressing the velvet…

  • NEW YORK FASHION WEEK PACKING PARTY

    NEW YORK FASHION WEEK PACKING PARTY

    Packed by Yummertime, in support of MR PORTER as our NYFW:M shopping destination. We love you, MR PORTER.  Also subtitled: We’d Rather Be Packing Speedos. New York, HERE WE COME. Per the usual, we’ll probably stay out too late, wake up too early, and eat our weight in bagels (pro tip: our faves are from…

  • PARKAS, AND TURTLENECKS, AND SLIP-ONS, OH MY

    PARKAS, AND TURTLENECKS, AND SLIP-ONS, OH MY

    ‘Tis the season for covering our bodies with excessive layers of clothing. In the interest of talking about something incredibly riveting, let’s talk about San Francisco’s weather right now. It’s cold. It’s gloomy. IT’S CLOOMY. WHY IS IT CLOOMY? Dare we say, we’re no longer wearing our unofficial uniform. Instead, we’ve been wearing more turtlenecks, like…

  • ON THE TOPIC OF THE SCOTCH & SODA F/W 2016 COLLECTION

    ON THE TOPIC OF THE SCOTCH & SODA F/W 2016 COLLECTION

    We might not love whiskey, but we do love Scotch. GET IT?! In the wake of what will go down as “2016, the year we TOOK A CHANCE and started wearing socks again,” our lives have been forever tinged with the prospect of living life on the edge. This is to say, we’ve been in…