We’re not sure there are any, but we do feel healthy AND we’re wearing track pants, so that’s gotta be something.
Consider this: by wearing velour track pants with an elastic waistband, one not only can do the splits in comfort, but can also eat two large Ultimeat pizzas comfortably, while simultaneously caressing the velvet texture of the pants softly, inducing what we’d only describe as a euphoric sense of happiness. Splits, pizza, soft touches. With such happiness, we’d only assume it can have a positive effect on your health.*
*we do not claim liability for the health effects of wearing track pants.
We found these velour Adidas track pants last week (similar options from Urban Outfitters), fell in love, and will probably wear them for five days straight — tradesies. (Brock lucked out in wearing them first).
Paired with white Hanes socks, white slides (some cool options here from Asos), a Space Jam long-sleeve tee, and a Tommy Hilfiger Denim jacket. We’ll go ahead and say, it’s a funky fresh look. FUNKY. FRESH.
Where the dapper gents of Instagram wear suits day in and day out, we raise them track paints and sweaters, and say, HA! WHO’S THE COMFY ONE NOW?!