Category: SHOP
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PARKAS, AND TURTLENECKS, AND SLIP-ONS, OH MY
‘Tis the season for covering our bodies with excessive layers of clothing. In the interest of talking about something incredibly riveting, let’s talk about San Francisco’s weather right now. It’s cold. It’s gloomy. IT’S CLOOMY. WHY IS IT CLOOMY? Dare we say, we’re no longer wearing our unofficial uniform. Instead, we’ve been wearing more turtlenecks, like…
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CYBER MONDAY PSA: GIFTS FOR GUYS THAT DON’T SUCK
a.k.a. also our ‘excuse’ of a blog post to support our irresponsible decision to raid MR PORTER’s 30% OFF SALE and Holiday Gift Guide for ourselves. We’re only looking out for our fellow boys out there — forget the pack of Hanes socks and give a gift that doesn’t suck (we think). Consider this our “What To Buy on…
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ON THE TOPIC OF THE SCOTCH & SODA F/W 2016 COLLECTION
We might not love whiskey, but we do love Scotch. GET IT?! In the wake of what will go down as “2016, the year we TOOK A CHANCE and started wearing socks again,” our lives have been forever tinged with the prospect of living life on the edge. This is to say, we’ve been in…
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5 MASKS, 5 PURPOSES
Because if we didn’t mask on a consistent basis, our faces would fall off. We’re huge advocates of shortcuts (read: lazy), so here’s our quick and easy cheat sheet on 5 tried and true masks currently in our bathroom, starting with sheet masks and then progressing to more specific treatments. Five masks, five purposes (just…
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AND THE AWARD FOR UNIFORM OF FALL GOES TO — SOCKS AND SHORTS
Because, in the year 2016, knees have become the sexiest part of the body. 12 times out of 10, you’ll catch us wearing long socks with sneakers and shorts. We’re not lazy. We’re EFFICIENT. It’s our unofficial uniform for Fall, complete with our newfound Autumnal penchant for jalapeño burgers from WesBurger down on Mission St.
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AN ODE TO TURTLENECK SWEATERS
What was once so passé, is now so cool. Enter: the turtleneck sweater. The easiest way to look as luxe as a chesterfield couch — which, to be honest, we’d like for someone to buy for us; a chesterfield couch, that is. That and a dozen diamond rings. But, back to our turtleneck sweater ‘shoddy to luxe’ shortcut! We…
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WE SPENT OUR RENT MONEY ON THESE SNEAKERS
If we had a resume together, shopping would be our #1 skill. Our #2 skill goes to consuming six orders of cheeseburgers and queso tots in the past 48 hours, but that’s beside the point. Shopping. This week marks a defining moment in our lives when we decided to fully forego financial responsibility, á la…
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15 PAIRS OF JEANS TO BUY FROM THE NEIMAN MARCUS DENIM SALE
Please consider us your guardian angels. We combed through the HUGE Neiman Marcus denim department to provide you with one indispensable list of every jean worth buying during the Neiman Marcus Denim Event*. You’re welcome 😛 Here’s the 411 on denim we like: we typically gravitate towards jeans with lighter washes, whether distressed or solid.…
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SHOP OUR INSTAGRAM
(shop directly from what we’re wearing via the widgets below) Somewhere in-between wanting to look like 1) sk8er bois from an Avril Lavigne music video and 2) an incessant couple who matches their clothes on the daily (WHO? US?!), this is the State of the Union, á la our style, as prescribed by our…