Category: SHOP
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WHAT TO WEAR ON THE FIRST DAY OF WINTER
This isn’t so much a tell-all as it is a request for support in justifying our problem obsession with buying winterwear for the sake of saying, “but, it’s slightly cold out, I need a new coat.” Which is exactly the excuse we gave ourselves when we bought this Pendleton wool chore coat and this TOPMAN hooded…
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OUR REALLY LAST-MINUTE HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE
We could lie and say that we’re never late, but we’re trying this thing called “honesty,” and it’s going really well for us. So, um… we’re always late. We’ll keep this brief. No time to waste. We’re scrambling for gifts. Glossier (Free expedited shipping on orders over $50. Orders today arrive by 12/23). MR PORTER (Free worldwide…
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FOUR ITEMS, FOUR WAYS TO SAY “STUFF MY STOCKING”
Asking for what you want is difficult. People are all like, “What do you want for the holidays?” and you’re all like, “Oh, don’t get me anything. I don’t need anything” while internally you’re all like, I’d love a GoPro, a new blow dryer, a Martha Stewart cookbook, a shake weight, six pairs of destroyed jeans……
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WHAT COATS TO OBSESS OVER FROM NORDSTROM AND ASOS
A beautiful moment occurs the instant you rescue your shoulders from the severity of a lonely life and place, on them, a soft, fluffy, weighted coat. Almost instantly, a glowing light shines down from above in the fitting room, fluorescent yellow, and a voice whispers in your ear, “you deserve this jacket.” If that hasn’t…
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YUMMERTIME FAVORITE THINGS GIFT GUIDE
In an effort to Oprahfy everything in our life (we’re currently accepting applications to find the Gayle King to our Oprah Winfrey), we decided it best to present to the world our own Yummertime Favorite Things Gift Guide. a.k.a. we’re gifting everything that we want this year, a.k.a. “no, we do not need your wishlist, Mom,…
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WE’VE GOT FIVE MINUTES FOR CYBER MONDAY, THAT’S ALL
We’ve come to the conclusion that, while being our favorite hobby, shopping just stresses us out. It’s a matter of, “but, wait, we want EVERYTHING,” matched up against, “but, wait, our credit card hates us.” That, and we just don’t have time to shop anymore. We’re much too invested in eating six to seven times…
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BUY ME EVERYTHING BLACK FRIDAY
Everyone is all like, “OMG, IT’S BLACK FRIDAY!!! I’M GONNA GO SPEND ALL MY MONIES ON ALL THE SPECIAL PEOPLE IN MY LIFE.” But, we’re above clichés, and so we’re all like, “EVERYTHING WE LOVE AND NEED IN LIFE IS ON SALE!!! WHAT SHOULD WE BUY FOR OURSELVES?!” All the special people have birthdays, so…
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OUR RELIGION IS ON SALE
Shopping is akin to religion for us. Consider it an ailment of being 25 and fiscally irresponsible, a.k.a. we pay homage to the goddess named, “25% OFF.” And if you’re reading this, we hope we’re in this together, you + us. We squeeze our wallets like wearing a favorite pair of skinny jeans on a…
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HOW TO: WEAR SHERPA WITHOUT LOOKING LIKE A SHEEP
One can wonder, does this coat make me look like a four-legged cast member of Babe or Charlotte’s Web? Because, if so, 1) we love those movies, but, 2) that’s just baaaaaaaad. Through the process of selecting a winter coat or, even say, a backpack, the line between livestock and actual human being can become incredibly…