Category: SHOP
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SHORTS ABOVE THE KNEE, SHOES ABOVE THE ANKLE
and while we’re at it, socks above the ankle too. Question: do we really think anyone notices when we wear the same outfit four days in a row? By the fourth day, if it’s a little smelly, just spray on more cologne and don’t hug anyone, right? RIGHT/ ew, actually no, oh goodness, NO, NO,…
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THE THOUGHT PROCESS OF WEARING WHITE
It’s 10:45AM? Well, shoot, we overslept and missed our Best Butt Booty Blast class. Shoot. Whatever, let’s get dressed. You know what? Today’s a fun day. Let’s wear white pants! WOOHOO. White pants party! It’s 10:50AM. UGH. Pizza sauce. On our white pants. Whatever, no one’s really going to notice. WOOHOO. We’re wearing white pants! We feel…
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HAPPY SHOESDAY: A BOY CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY SHOES
Serious life update: we just rented out a 5’x10′ storage facility, meaning we’re on our way to full-fledged, gold-star hoarder status. The reason being, we believe in the wise philosophy, a boy can never have too many shoes. (Cursed by two mothers with severe shoe addictions) Braving the first step in admitting an addiction to shoes, in one…
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HAPPY SHOESDAY: WE NEED BOOTS
A wise man once said, the more boots you have, the happier you are; we don’t know who said that, but someone probably did, and in that case, we appreciate their wisdom. A pair of chelsea boots have been in our MR PORTER cart for weeks. Mountain boots are everywhere. Chelsea boots. Combat boots. Rain…
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TBH, WE ONLY LIKE WINTER FOR THE LAYERING
That’s it. That’s all. Winter can all but be erased from our lives, if only it weren’t for our affinity for layering — layering so many clothes that we end up looking like babushka dolls. If it weren’t for this coat from Carven, for example, we’d be all but done with Winter like a Kardashian wedding…
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EVERYTHING WE NEED TO BUY FROM MR PORTER’S SALE
We’re looking for anyone, ANYONE, to give us the go-ahead to buy: three sweatshirts, two pairs of shoes, three pairs of sunglasses, one pair of jeans, a cuff and a hat from MR PORTER’s online sale right now. ANYONE. The wisest words we could ever utter: never buy anything on sale that you wouldn’t buy at…
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HAPPY SHOESDAY: WE BOUGHT, RETURNED, THEN BOUGHT THIS SHOE AGAIN
Honestly, though, please tell us we’re not the only ones who’ve done that before. Bought, returned, then bought the same shoe again. It’s a clear indication of our indecisiveness. For example, every time someone asks us what we’d like to eat, we reply with “food;” you really can’t go wrong with “food.” And so the…
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WHAT WE WON’T WAKE UP WITHOUT
Regarding waking up, aside from the fact that we’d rather not, we’ve each formed a dependent relationship with a specific product. For Brock, it’s Kiehl’s Daily Reviving Concentrate. For Chris, it’s Peter Thomas Roth’s Cucumber Gel Mask. Which, by the sound of it all, just makes us seem like high-maintenance princesses. Probably because WE ARE.…
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WE’LL BE WEARING VELVET
In the spirit of a typical New Year’s Eve for us, this year especially, we’ll likely have drank too much champagne by the stroke of midnight, corresponding with the following scenario: Chris: “BROCK. BROCK. BROCK. It’s midnight!” Brock: “What?” Chris: “IT’S MIDNIGHT. MID. NIGHT.” Brock: “WHAT?!” Chris: “IT’S MIDN… oh no, oh no, OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO,…