Category: FEATURED
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ON THE IMPORTANCE OF GOOD DENIM
i.e. we protest the proliferation of saggy butt jeans. i.e. ALSO, we protest the proliferation of denim that feels like paper… hello, Forever 21. The touch of good denim is akin to an angel’s touch, one thousand retail-therapy angels all singing down from heaven, chorusing the verse, “You deserve these jeans! YOU DESERVE THESE JEANS.…
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OUR RELIGION IS BARNEYS
Perhaps a step too far, claiming our religion exists in the hallowed halls of retail, BUT, don’t judge, Judge Judy. We hold the following to be true: Barneys is our happy place. For each of us, our love for Barneys began at different times. Brock was basically born with style, and hence educated in the notion that,…
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TOMMY TIME
The Tommy Hilfiger man is preppy, a guy who more likely plays tennis than he does basketball. But since both require acute hand-eye coordination, we’re at a severe loss — we’d rather go shopping and drink Starbucks’ Peach Green Tea Lemonades (THEY’RE BACK!) than play with balls. That’s not true. We’re awesome at beer pong. Srsly.…
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WE’RE THROWING A PIZZA PARTY
Consider this the biggest moment of 2016, our love for pizza has hit an all-time high. WE’RE THROWING A PIZZA PARTY and everyone is invited. Literally. LITERALLY. Starting TODAY, we’re throwing pizza parties on nom.com, where we’ll be able to chat with each other in real-time — you + us. We’ll chat about pizza. We’ll…
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MINI HOME MAKEOVER, PT.II
Where we get sappy, cry a little, and frame moments of our life together using Framebridge. If we ever have our own HGTV show, it’d be a mix of what we’re calling, The Wonderful Guide to Procrastination, and our own spinoff series of Flip or Flop, We Don’t Know How to Flip, We Just Flop. The meaning: we…
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QUESTION: DO WE SMELL GREAT?
Take heed, sandalwood is having a moment; it’s the ‘it’ girl of scents, the Gigi Hadid of fragrances, and we’re ecstatic about that, especially when it’s added to more robust spices, like Sichuan pepper. (We even have sandalwood-based shaving cream, so our faces are buttery smooth AND they smell like great cologne. Yay!) But, yes, sandalwood.…
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HAPPY SHOESDAY: A BOY CAN NEVER HAVE TOO MANY SHOES
Serious life update: we just rented out a 5’x10′ storage facility, meaning we’re on our way to full-fledged, gold-star hoarder status. The reason being, we believe in the wise philosophy, a boy can never have too many shoes. (Cursed by two mothers with severe shoe addictions) Braving the first step in admitting an addiction to shoes, in one…
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THIS IS OUR FAVORITE: BURGER IN SF
An egg, a pretzel bun, and bacon all walk into a bar. And then we eat them. YAY. Our favorite burger in San Francisco is from Mason Pacific, in the form of what they call, “Joe’s Special.” The pretzel bun is surprisingly light. The bacon is juicy, yet still crispy. And the egg… THE EGG.…
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LOOKING LIKE WE’RE IN HIGH SCHOOL IS VERY STYLISH
“Stylish,” herein judged by us and us alone — meaning, we think we’re stylish, so don’t try to bring us down! We look like we’re skipping “1st Period” to hang out behind the cafeteria, right by the dumpsters, all like, “What’s that smell? Ew. No, really, what’s that smell? Whatever. Let’s make out.” We’re very…