Category: FEATURED
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THE POSITIVE HEALTH BENEFITS OF WEARING TRACK PANTS
We’re not sure there are any, but we do feel healthy AND we’re wearing track pants, so that’s gotta be something. Consider this: by wearing velour track pants with an elastic waistband, one not only can do the splits in comfort, but can also eat two large Ultimeat pizzas comfortably, while simultaneously caressing the velvet…
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OUR YUMMERTIME PERFECT PARTY COCKTAIL
Made by Yummertime, in partnership with Smirnoff. Otherwise subtitled: WE LOVE Moscow Mules. We have a dream of hosting a party bigger than Coachella (where pizza will be served to everyone for FREE, of course), but until then, we’ve been working on our ‘entertainment’ skills, getting our friends together for mini-Yummertime parties — mini, only in…
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NEW YORK FASHION WEEK PACKING PARTY
Packed by Yummertime, in support of MR PORTER as our NYFW:M shopping destination. We love you, MR PORTER. Also subtitled: We’d Rather Be Packing Speedos. New York, HERE WE COME. Per the usual, we’ll probably stay out too late, wake up too early, and eat our weight in bagels (pro tip: our faves are from…
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OUR SAN JUAN, PUERTO RICO CITY GUIDE feat. MARRIOTT
Life goals (now) include: owning a house in Puerto Rico (preferably PINK), in addition to winning the lottery and swimming in a pool full of pizza, among other things, of course. Out of everywhere we’ve been in the past year alone — Croatia, France, Miami, New York, Dallas, Palm Springs — Puerto Rico takes the…
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SUNNIES SIDE UP — 6 SUNGLASSES WE LOVE
Little do you know, we weren’t wearing any pants or underwear when we took these photos. But, actually, now you know… Because we told you. So, UGH, never mind. NEVER MIND. Let’s talk sunglasses. On the daily, we receive dozens of questions asking what sunglasses we’re wearing (from Instagram posts to Stories) — we also get…
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HO, HO, HO, HERE’S OUR COZY, CUDDLY HOLIDAY CARD
Made by Yummertime, in partnership with Express. Dear Santa, we just want more sweaters. We’ll begin by saying, “Seasons Greetings from our humble, cat-fur-filled home!” and continue on by saying, you can find us in sweaters and cardigans for the rest of the month — it’s been way too cold in San Francisco lately. What is…
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HERE’S OUR ULTIMATE LAST MINUTE GIFT GUIDE
Otherwise known as, an ode to all of the gift-giving procrastinators in the world. Of course, if you weren’t a procrastinator, you could’ve browsed our entire holiday shop page (wink, wink, hint, hint, cough, cough, sneeze, sneeze). Which, when speaking of, makes us remember just how much shopping we have to do this holiday season…
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PARKAS, AND TURTLENECKS, AND SLIP-ONS, OH MY
‘Tis the season for covering our bodies with excessive layers of clothing. In the interest of talking about something incredibly riveting, let’s talk about San Francisco’s weather right now. It’s cold. It’s gloomy. IT’S CLOOMY. WHY IS IT CLOOMY? Dare we say, we’re no longer wearing our unofficial uniform. Instead, we’ve been wearing more turtlenecks, like…
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CYBER MONDAY PSA: GIFTS FOR GUYS THAT DON’T SUCK
a.k.a. also our ‘excuse’ of a blog post to support our irresponsible decision to raid MR PORTER’s 30% OFF SALE and Holiday Gift Guide for ourselves. We’re only looking out for our fellow boys out there — forget the pack of Hanes socks and give a gift that doesn’t suck (we think). Consider this our “What To Buy on…