Category: FEATURED
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MAKING THE CASE TO AVOID ALL SIGNS OF WINTER
We’ll have you believe, not all ignorance is bliss, but rather, all seasonal ignorance of the wintry kind is sublime. This is to say, we hate Winter. And just like every time we hear the phrase, “I hate cats,” from a random stranger, we become experts in the art of ignoring. All like, if we…
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WE WENT ON A CALIFORNIA COAST ROAD TRIP (SORT OF)
Key words being, “sort of,” given that 1) our coastal road trip only spanned ⅓ the length of California and 2) we spent the majority of our time just looking for Jack in the Box and Taco Bell. Altogether meaning it was the BEST kind of road trip. Chalupas and sourdough jacks, our true salvation.…
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NEW YEAR, NEW BASICS
We’re huge fans of the phrase, “New Year, New You,” solely because it justifies a shopping spree courtesy of the comment, “you know what we need? A MAKEOVER” followed by an exclamation of joyful screaming and dancing around in our underwear. a.k.a. our Saturday, last weekend. Two days into the new year and we’re already…
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WHAT WE WON’T WAKE UP WITHOUT
Regarding waking up, aside from the fact that we’d rather not, we’ve each formed a dependent relationship with a specific product. For Brock, it’s Kiehl’s Daily Reviving Concentrate. For Chris, it’s Peter Thomas Roth’s Cucumber Gel Mask. Which, by the sound of it all, just makes us seem like high-maintenance princesses. Probably because WE ARE.…
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WHAT TO WEAR ON THE FIRST DAY OF WINTER
This isn’t so much a tell-all as it is a request for support in justifying our problem obsession with buying winterwear for the sake of saying, “but, it’s slightly cold out, I need a new coat.” Which is exactly the excuse we gave ourselves when we bought this Pendleton wool chore coat and this TOPMAN hooded…
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IF 90s CHRISTMAS SONGS WERE COCKTAILS
We hold the following to be true: 1) the holidays are here, therefore we drink, 2) therefore, also, Mariah is on repeat. When asked the question, “what are your holiday traditions?” we’re all like, “ummm, spiked punch?” and then we’re all like, “oh, it sounds like we have a problem, huh?” because we’re super selfish…
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HOW WE BAXTER (HINT: IT’S A GIVEAWAY FOR EVERYONE)
a.k.a. where we give out free Baxter of California to everyone and anyone. In the same way we wish for free packs of ranch with every meal (DON’T JUDGE, JUDGE JUDY), we wish for free Baxter of California products with every purchase we make. Wait. What is that? A surprise? The best surprise EVER? SURPRISE:…
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WHERE TO: THE CROMWELL, LAS VEGAS
Three things happen to us every time we’re in Vegas: We somehow end up watching Law & Order, Brock loses ALL of our gambling money, then wins it all back, YAY, and Chris falls on his back. The last, of which, took an unexpected turn (a week ago) when Chris thought it wise to jump…
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TWO GRAPHIC SWEATERS THAT’LL MAKE YOU FEEL OOEY, GOOEY
Where the New York Times might cover climate change and Rolling Stone might cover the presidential race, we’re inclined to post about graphic sweaters. Three in the same. Honestly, though… just look at this Apres Ski sweater and tell us you don’t get ooey, gooey, tickly feelings in the pit of your stomach. Which,…