Category: STYLE

  • OUR TOP SELECTS FROM SPRING ’17 HILFIGER EDITION

    OUR TOP SELECTS FROM SPRING ’17 HILFIGER EDITION

    We might still be scared of the dark, but we’re bold enough to mix linear prints and patterns 😛 😛 // wearing Spring ’17 Hilfiger Edition by Tommy Hilfiger, with a nod to 70’s sportswear and the Ivy Leagues. Outfit details: On Chris: Hilfiger Edition Jacket / Hilfiger Edition Tee / Hilfiger Edition Shorts /…

  • 15 FAVES FROM NORDSTROM RIGHT NOW

    15 FAVES FROM NORDSTROM RIGHT NOW

    Dear Bank Account, We’re sorry, but we NEED these clothes to brighten our wardrobe – kthanx! It’s 8:37am. Sunday. We’re writing this in bed, in robes, while shopping on Nordstrom, all in an effort to justify buying everything from our moderately-sized enormous shopping cart. Internal dialogue: “We deserve a new Spring wardrobe, right?” Also, internal dialogue: “Should…

  • EVERYTHING TO BUY FROM GAP’S 90s ARCHIVE RE-ISSUE

    EVERYTHING TO BUY FROM GAP’S 90s ARCHIVE RE-ISSUE

    Because we already bought everything ourselves. Heaven help us (and bring us a good financial adviser). Consider this a celebratory post of the fact that we spent too much. We always spend too much. But, this time, we spent too much at Gap (we also spent too much at Topman this week, but that’s another…

  • TOPMAN’S LATEST RUNWAY COLLECTION IS SELLING OUT FAST

    TOPMAN’S LATEST RUNWAY COLLECTION IS SELLING OUT FAST

    Because, why wouldn’t we want to wear embroidered evil eyes on our thighs? Inspired by British seaside culture, Topman Design’s SS17 runway collection is probably our favorite yet. The idea, for Topman’s Gordon Richardson, was to remix iconic youth subcultures from Britain’s coasts — think decades of mods, rockers, punks and soul boys — with a…

  • EIGHT LOOKS FROM NEW YORK FASHION WEEK

    EIGHT LOOKS FROM NEW YORK FASHION WEEK

    Photo by Matthew Sperzel, via British GQ. Because, we’d be amiss NOT to show the world what we wore! Consider this a follow-up to our inability to pack minimally. We hate minimalism. Why wouldn’t we pack our entire wardrobe, bathroom, kitchen, bedroom, living room, AND priceless valuables into a suitcase to take with us to…

  • THE POSITIVE HEALTH BENEFITS OF WEARING TRACK PANTS

    THE POSITIVE HEALTH BENEFITS OF WEARING TRACK PANTS

    We’re not sure there are any, but we do feel healthy AND we’re wearing track pants, so that’s gotta be something. Consider this: by wearing velour track pants with an elastic waistband, one not only can do the splits in comfort, but can also eat two large Ultimeat pizzas comfortably, while simultaneously caressing the velvet…

  • NEW YORK FASHION WEEK PACKING PARTY

    NEW YORK FASHION WEEK PACKING PARTY

    Packed by Yummertime, in support of MR PORTER as our NYFW:M shopping destination. We love you, MR PORTER.  Also subtitled: We’d Rather Be Packing Speedos. New York, HERE WE COME. Per the usual, we’ll probably stay out too late, wake up too early, and eat our weight in bagels (pro tip: our faves are from…

  • SUNNIES SIDE UP — 6 SUNGLASSES WE LOVE

    SUNNIES SIDE UP — 6 SUNGLASSES WE LOVE

    Little do you know, we weren’t wearing any pants or underwear when we took these photos. But, actually, now you know… Because we told you. So, UGH, never mind. NEVER MIND. Let’s talk sunglasses. On the daily, we receive dozens of questions asking what sunglasses we’re wearing (from Instagram posts to Stories) — we also get…

  • PARKAS, AND TURTLENECKS, AND SLIP-ONS, OH MY

    PARKAS, AND TURTLENECKS, AND SLIP-ONS, OH MY

    ‘Tis the season for covering our bodies with excessive layers of clothing. In the interest of talking about something incredibly riveting, let’s talk about San Francisco’s weather right now. It’s cold. It’s gloomy. IT’S CLOOMY. WHY IS IT CLOOMY? Dare we say, we’re no longer wearing our unofficial uniform. Instead, we’ve been wearing more turtlenecks, like…