Category: STYLE
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SPRING STAPLES AND STUFF
True life: we just ate seven packs of Reeses. But, that has nothing to do with this post, nothing whatsoever… There are three things that come to mind when we think of Spring: The societal acceptance of wearing floral prints again This scene from Fern Gully Going on a ‘shopping spreeng.’ We just coined that.…
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ON PREPPY-HIPPIES
Rockin’ rocker Brock rocked on a rocky rock. Say that five times fast while eating a slice of pizza and spinning around on one leg. SO HARD >.< No? You think that that’s a horrible idea? Yeah, no, we totally didn’t just do that by ourselves in our kitchen. We do have to clarify, though,…
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WHO WHAT WEAR, WE WORE WHITE
We wore white. CURSED. Wearing white = cursed. Simple as that. Bird poop. Ketchup. Venti no-foam vanilla lattes. Oh, I’ll just wear this new deodorant today… DID MY DEODORANT JUST STAIN MY WHITE SHIRT? OH GAWD. It’s just sweat. Ew ew ew ew. This is all to say, we’ve been wearing a lot of white…
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FLORALS FOR SPRING?
Rose are red, violets are blue. We’re lying in a bed of ice plant, AH! A SPIDER! EWWW. True story. In a decision that came as quick and fast as the answer to the question, “Do you want fries with that?” UM DUH, we were all like, “Florals for Spring? Well, why don’t we just…
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ON SHORT SHORTS
We remember, with regretful consciouses, the days of cargo past. But, really, that’s just a fancy-pants way of saying, we remember those horrible, wretched, disgusting, awful, heart-wrenching, pitiful, ‘don’t look at me funny, I’m macho. No really, I am! Stop, I’m crying now’ days where our greatest fear was to unknowingly expose our knees to…
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WHAT WE’RE DOING INSTEAD OF SPRING CLEANING
Chris’ mom once wisely told him, circa 1994, “A tidy bed makes for a tidy day.” And so, we proudly make our bed, every day, every morning. HI, CHRIS’ MOM! But, let’s be honest for a quick sec. We hate cleaning. We hate the concept that is ‘Spring cleaning.’ We’ll clean our dishes, sureeeeeeee. But, like,…
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INSTAGRAM LOOKS: MARCH
Where would our lives be without Instagram? No, seriously. Where would they be? We overheard a girl on Muni recently, “Like, I was going to Instagram it. But, then I was all, like, I can’t Instagram it. But, like, I really, really wanted to Instagram it, you know?” She looked distressed. She looked panicked. IS…
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EVERYONE SHOULD MASK, A YUMMERTIME SKIN PSA
To the people of the world: You should mask. Look at us. We look crazy. But, we’re coming to you, vulnerable, asking you to consider the skin on your face. Yes. The skin on your face. The skin. On. Your face. If your skin is anything like ours, it’s deadbeat tired. That chipotle burrito you…
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SPRING LAYERS, OH BABY
1 drooping tank top. The more droop, the closer to heaven. 1 baggy shirt, completely unbuttoned. Ooh, baby. 1 pair of destroyed denim jeans. Show off those adorable knees. 1 pair of Birkenstocks. Because. Obviously. The result? The exact outfit your 90s heartthrob crush wore. Here. We tried to do the same for Chris’ look…