Category: STYLE
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WE KEEP WEARING THE SAME THING
Levi 501 CTs. Chuck Taylors. We might as well have coined it our ‘Spring-Summer, Is It Cold, Is It Warm? Who Cares, We’ll Wear The Same Thing As We Did Yesterday’ uniform. Or, rather, our ‘Spring-Summer, We’re Really Not Trying Hard, But Really, We’re Trying Pretty Hard… Relaxed and Casual, We Don’t Care What We…
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OUR THOUGHTS ON DRESSING FOR WARM WEATHER
Unbutton your shirt so low, so obscene, so sexy. Boom. Your chest hair will thank you. Ew, chest hair. OR, ooo lala, chest hair. Cuff your sleeves. Cuff your shorts. Cuff your underwear. Speaking of. No underwear, don’t care. Actually, no, we’re just kidding about that. Ew. Ew ew ew. Sweaty. Wear breathable underwear. Obsess…
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THAT PINK WALL
There’s something about standing in the sun, in front of a bright wall — it’s right up there alongside the feeling we get when we order an extra large ‘ultimeat’ pizza from Round Table for just the two of us. They’re both warm, toasty, and make us feel SO GOOD. No, wait… wrong gif. THIS…
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WOULD YOU WEAR CLOGS? OR A BANDANA?
Because, you know, friends who clog together, stay together. And the bandana’s just a really cool head piece/accessory. So, there’s that! Basically, we’re going through a very ‘Dutch-meets-South-Dakota-Harley-Davidson-biker’ kind of situation here. But, you know what? We LIKE it. Haters gonna hate, hate, hate – said a very wise woman who loves kittens as much…
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INSTAGRAM LOOKS: APRIL
We wore a lot of pink. And we wore clogs. BUT, what if we wore pink clogs?! TREND ALERT. Pink clogs will be in. You heard it from us first. Here’s another quick recap of our looks from our Instagram over the past month 😀 The biggest takeaway? We’ve decided to always have macaroni and…
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TUESDAY TWOSDAY
First and foremost, we need to confess… that we’re listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack as we write this. We just really, really, really, really, really, really want to be mermaids… no, wait. Mermen. Second and… secondmost? Is that how it goes? Whatever. We need to confess that we believe the strongest of bonds is…
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WHAT’S IN OUR CART
We love to spend money. No… correction. WE LOVE TO SHOP. Yummertime, shoppertime — it’s a thing. Call it the ailment that is ‘being a millennial.’ Or, call it a question of, ‘Are you ever going to grow up?’ To which we scream in reply, ‘GO AWAY,’ while slamming our bedroom door, crying, sobbing, wailing,…
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YUMMERTIME STYLE BIBLE: RULE #1 AND #2
If GQ can have a Men’s Style Bible, why can’t we? We can. We will. So there. HA. HA-HA. A Yummertime Style Bible. Here goes, Rule #1 and Rule #2: Own a tee with a zipper pocket. Then stuff a bag of gummi bears in it. Also, keep your Tide-to-Go pen in there; you’re going…
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TWIN PINKS
Brock: “I’m gonna wear my pink tee and destroyed 501 CTs today.” Chris: “Wait, what? You can’t. I’m wearing my pink tee and destroyed 501 CTs today.” Brock: “No, you’re not.” Chris: “Yes, I am.” Brock: “NO, YOU’RE NOT.” Chris: “OH, YES, I AM.” Two boys with conviction. Life lesson: if your best friend’s all…