STYLE

YUMMERTIME STYLE BIBLE: RULE #1 AND #2

April 23, 2015

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If GQ can have a Men’s Style Bible, why can’t we? We can. We will. So there. HA. HA-HA. A Yummertime Style Bible. Here goes, Rule #1 and Rule #2:

  1. Own a tee with a zipper pocket. Then stuff a bag of gummi bears in it. Also, keep your Tide-to-Go pen in there; you’re going to drop two slices of pizza on your jeans today.

  2. Own a button-up shirt that you unbutton to the bottom of your cleavage. Allow for a casual nip slip when you’re reaching for a pack of ranch at Burger King. Oops.

We need not say more.

We’ll issue out Rules #3 and #4 in the near future. HINT: one of them will definitely tell you to not wash your hair. Like, ever. Like, ever-ever. Being stinky is in. Because it means your hair looks great. #stinkywithapurpose

Moving on!

Over the past week, we’ve been manically attending to our life, a.k.a. therapy, a.k.a. spending hours upon hours in Crate & Barrel, a.k.a. redesigning our apartment for the fifth time in three years because we’re two 24 year old boys without anything better to do when we’re not watching Game of Thrones… BUT, it’s through this highly evolved form of therapy that we’ve realized just one thing:

We really love pizza.

Oh, shoot. No, no, no, no. Okay, we’ve realized TWO things:

We really love pizza. We had it four days in a row while repainting our apartment. AND. Sometimes the best thing you can do for your own sense of style is to allow it to change, just like changing the paint on the walls. If that doesn’t sound like a Fortune Cookie fortune, we don’t know what does.

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Chris: Daniel Palillo Tee (similar) / Levi 511s / Frank & Oak Shoes / Miansai Cuff

Brock: Band Collar Shirt (similar) / J.Crew Jeans / Volley Shoes / Miansai Cuff / In God We Trust Sunglasses / Profound Aesthetic Hat

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