We might as well have coined it our ‘Spring-Summer, Is It Cold, Is It Warm? Who Cares, We’ll Wear The Same Thing As We Did Yesterday’ uniform. Or, rather, our ‘Spring-Summer, We’re Really Not Trying Hard, But Really, We’re Trying Pretty Hard… Relaxed and Casual, We Don’t Care What We Wear, But, No, Yeah… THAT’S A LIE!!!! We Really Do Care… No, Yeah, We REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY DO CARE’ uniform.
Basically, here’s all you need to know about our state of life right now, as told by our choice in what we wear every day.
Takeaway #1: we’re, like, way too busy for life, let alone WAY too busy to be concerned with choosing a different pair of jeans and shoes every day. We’re just so busy, busy, busy, busy, busy… we need to post a Facebook status about this, because, like, we’re probably busier than Barack.
Takeaway #2: we’re extremely exaggerative, borderline dramatic, and 100% obsessive.
Takeaway #3: we’re extremely obsessed with Levi 501 CTs.
Takeaway #4: do we even do laundry? Um, yeah?
Takeaway #5: these aren’t even good takeaways…
Takeaway #6: let’s just get take-out Chinese food.
Honestly, though, we’re really not that busy. And we really shouldn’t feel any need to excuse ourselves for wearing the same pair of jeans over and over and over and over and over and over and over again. Because, you know what?!? Oprah once said, ‘You get in life what you have the courage to ask for.’ And, YOU KNOW WHAT?!?!?!? We asked for really, really, really comfy jeans.