Category: SPONSORED

  • OUR YUMMERTIME PERFECT PARTY COCKTAIL

    OUR YUMMERTIME PERFECT PARTY COCKTAIL

    Made by Yummertime, in partnership with Smirnoff. Otherwise subtitled: WE LOVE Moscow Mules. We have a dream of hosting a party bigger than Coachella (where pizza will be served to everyone for FREE, of course), but until then, we’ve been working on our ‘entertainment’ skills, getting our friends together for mini-Yummertime parties — mini, only in…

  • HO, HO, HO, HERE’S OUR COZY, CUDDLY HOLIDAY CARD

    HO, HO, HO, HERE’S OUR COZY, CUDDLY HOLIDAY CARD

    Made by Yummertime, in partnership with Express. Dear Santa, we just want more sweaters. We’ll begin by saying, “Seasons Greetings from our humble, cat-fur-filled home!” and continue on by saying, you can find us in sweaters and cardigans for the rest of the month — it’s been way too cold in San Francisco lately. What is…

  • AND THE AWARD FOR UNIFORM OF FALL GOES TO — SOCKS AND SHORTS

    AND THE AWARD FOR UNIFORM OF FALL GOES TO — SOCKS AND SHORTS

    Because, in the year 2016, knees have become the sexiest part of the body. 12 times out of 10, you’ll catch us wearing long socks with sneakers and shorts. We’re not lazy. We’re EFFICIENT. It’s our unofficial uniform for Fall, complete with our newfound Autumnal penchant for jalapeño burgers from WesBurger down on Mission St.

  • 15 PAIRS OF JEANS TO BUY FROM THE NEIMAN MARCUS DENIM SALE

    15 PAIRS OF JEANS TO BUY FROM THE NEIMAN MARCUS DENIM SALE

    Please consider us your guardian angels. We combed through the HUGE Neiman Marcus denim department to provide you with one indispensable list of every jean worth buying during the Neiman Marcus Denim Event*. You’re welcome 😛 Here’s the 411 on denim we like: we typically gravitate towards jeans with lighter washes, whether distressed or solid.…

  • THE $28 HAIR PRODUCT WE BOTH USE

    THE $28 HAIR PRODUCT WE BOTH USE

    The equivalent of three (3) Chipotle burrito bowls, well-spent. We expect a lot from any hair styling product we use. It needs to be A) strong enough to control our semi-thick hair; B) pliable enough to work through our wavy-ish hair; C) finish off matte, so it looks natural; no gloss. ENTER: Alterna Haircare’s Caviar Style…

  • WHAT WE’RE WEARING TO OUTSIDE LANDS, HOW WE PAID, AND A GIVEAWAY

    WHAT WE’RE WEARING TO OUTSIDE LANDS, HOW WE PAID, AND A GIVEAWAY

    a.k.a. the world’s longest blog post title, YAY! Alert the people of the world, EVERYONE, we’re heading to Outside Lands with PayPal (with a giveaway at the bottom of this post… AHHH). It’s our first time attending Outside Lands this weekend. Commence disinterested “oh wow”s and “OMG, really?”s. It’s really not an interesting fact —…

  • 100% COTTON IS A LIFESTYLE CHOICE

    100% COTTON IS A LIFESTYLE CHOICE

    …in addition to other pivotal lifestyle choices such as pizza for breakfast and going on shopping sprees every day because “we deserve to.” All very important. BUT, back to quality fabric — albeit, NOT just 100% cotton. When it comes to our style, we focus on fit and fabric. Our best friend Anna Wintour will…

  • THE POSITIVE HEALTH BENEFITS OF CHEESECAKE

    THE POSITIVE HEALTH BENEFITS OF CHEESECAKE

    …or otherwise titled HOW TO JUSTIFY OUR ADDICTION TO THE CHEESECAKE FACTORY. Commence justification. Let it be known, a balanced diet consists of the 5 Essential Food Groups: pizza, chicken strips, ranch, french fries, and cheesecake. Throw in a menu item called Buffalo Blasts (chicken, cheese, and buffalo sauce all stuffed in a wonton wrapper…

  • HERE’S EVERYTHING WE BOUGHT FROM NORDSTROM THIS MONTH

    HERE’S EVERYTHING WE BOUGHT FROM NORDSTROM THIS MONTH

    …because we have a serious spending problem and now the Nordstrom sales associates know our names by heart. Hi, Dorinda, if you’re reading this! We’ve shopped almost exclusively at Nordstrom this Summer solely because of the brands they’re currently carrying — we’d like to send a round of extra large pizza from Round Table (the…