Category: SWEATERS
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GOING FOR BOLD
Baby, it’s cold bold outside 😛 The temperature’s dropping and we’re finally busting out our coats and sweaters; but, we refuse to be dull and dreary. We also refuse to reduce the amount of time we spend watching reality TV, but that’s another problem and another story altogether. We’d be lying if we said we…
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EIGHT LOOKS FROM NEW YORK FASHION WEEK
Photo by Matthew Sperzel, via British GQ. Because, we’d be amiss NOT to show the world what we wore! Consider this a follow-up to our inability to pack minimally. We hate minimalism. Why wouldn’t we pack our entire wardrobe, bathroom, kitchen, bedroom, living room, AND priceless valuables into a suitcase to take with us to…
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THE POSITIVE HEALTH BENEFITS OF WEARING TRACK PANTS
We’re not sure there are any, but we do feel healthy AND we’re wearing track pants, so that’s gotta be something. Consider this: by wearing velour track pants with an elastic waistband, one not only can do the splits in comfort, but can also eat two large Ultimeat pizzas comfortably, while simultaneously caressing the velvet…
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NEW YORK FASHION WEEK PACKING PARTY
Packed by Yummertime, in support of MR PORTER as our NYFW:M shopping destination. We love you, MR PORTER. Also subtitled: We’d Rather Be Packing Speedos. New York, HERE WE COME. Per the usual, we’ll probably stay out too late, wake up too early, and eat our weight in bagels (pro tip: our faves are from…
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HO, HO, HO, HERE’S OUR COZY, CUDDLY HOLIDAY CARD
Made by Yummertime, in partnership with Express. Dear Santa, we just want more sweaters. We’ll begin by saying, “Seasons Greetings from our humble, cat-fur-filled home!” and continue on by saying, you can find us in sweaters and cardigans for the rest of the month — it’s been way too cold in San Francisco lately. What is…
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PARKAS, AND TURTLENECKS, AND SLIP-ONS, OH MY
‘Tis the season for covering our bodies with excessive layers of clothing. In the interest of talking about something incredibly riveting, let’s talk about San Francisco’s weather right now. It’s cold. It’s gloomy. IT’S CLOOMY. WHY IS IT CLOOMY? Dare we say, we’re no longer wearing our unofficial uniform. Instead, we’ve been wearing more turtlenecks, like…