Category: SHOP
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HAPPY SHOESDAY: WHAT TO WEAR OTHER THAN ADIDAS SUPERSTARS
It’s Tuesday, which means it’s Shoesday, which means it’s the most important day of the week — the life-changing excuse we’ve given ourselves to justify putting twelve pairs of shoes in our online shopping carts. But, wait. What’s that? Oh, it’s our feet screaming like little piggies in excitement. THEY’RE SO HAPPY. New shoes. Just…
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FLUFFY, FURRY, FUZZY VESTS
The best kind of vest is one that looks like a green Muppet. And if that’s not available, any fluffy, furry, fuzzy vest will do. The reason being, the instant we put one on, as fluffy as can be, the instant we feel like we’re more than human. We’re a fluffy human. And THAT is…
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TWO WAYS TO DRESS LIKE A MAN-BOY
There’s an art to postponing the inevitability of dressing your age, so just consider the two of us your resident Dali or Picasso, artfully crafting the skills needed to dress like man-boys, 24/7. Excessive hyperbole aside, we do have such an aversion to dressing our age, and for no apparent reason other than to declare…
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GRAPHIC SWEATSHIRTS
We’ve taken note. A graphic sweatshirt is a step above a graphic tee, in the same way kittens are clearly a step above puppies (which is absolutely not up for subjective debate). We’ve also noticed we talk about 1) kittens, 2) pizza, and 3) eating anything in general more often than we talk about our families, which,…
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WHAT WE NEED TO BUY FROM EAST DANE’S SALE
Must we admit to ourselves, we’re not millionaires — not even close; a $6 lunch special is SUCH a gem to us — it goes without much saying, a sale of any kind pulls at our heart strings. Let alone, we’re suckers for a friends and family sale that’s BASICALLY just telling us we’re like…
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THAT PRINT THO
Fact #1: there’s no rule that says you can’t wear summery prints year-round. Fact #2: there’s also no rule that says you can’t put ranch dressing on everything you eat. How the two facts are connected is a mystery / we haven’t eaten anything today, so we’re extremely hungry. Regardless, we have a special love…
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LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL PACKING PARTY
Consider the following question of life: how does one know when they’ve become a traveling hoarder? Because, we must be close. You can find us on next week’s episode of HOARDERS: I’M A BLOGGER, I HAVE NO LIFE, AND I HOARD GROOMING PRODUCTS. Regardless of our expertise in the art of living life like Gollum,…
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CAMEL TONES
There’s nothing more gratifying than standing amidst the sardines that are humans on a T train wearing camel in a sea of black. Well, no, getting a free soda at Chipotle because they know you by name is way more gratifying. But, everyone wears black. Albeit, every guy in San Francisco wears black or The…
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MAN CLEAVAGE
It seems as though, more than ever, showing skin has become a staple to our style. What’s that right there? Oh, what… is that your man cleavage? Impressive. The perfect byproduct of “don’t talk to me, it’s so hot out, I’m going to die,” and “no, really, it’s so hot out, don’t even try to…