Wherein, two man-boys attempt to successfully cut out sugar and unsuccessfully eat less pizza and carbs and gummy bears. Someone help, please. Made by Yummertime, in partnership with Smirnoff. You’d think with one of…
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Made by Yummertime, in partnership with Smirnoff. Otherwise subtitled: WE LOVE Moscow Mules. We have a dream of hosting a party bigger than Coachella (where pizza will be served to everyone for FREE, of course),…
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…or otherwise titled HOW TO JUSTIFY OUR ADDICTION TO THE CHEESECAKE FACTORY. Commence justification. Let it be known, a balanced diet consists of the 5 Essential Food Groups: pizza, chicken strips, ranch, french fries,…
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wherein we dance with beside cast members from Vanderpump Rules, order lobster for practically every meal and meet so many French men and women that we begin greeting every Uber driver with “Bonjour ALLUMER…
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Three words: frito pie benedict. Meaning, we ate poached eggs with hollandaise sauce and chili over a bed of frito chips. We don’t intend to review Sawyer & Co. (during our quick trip to Austin,…
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Consider this the biggest moment of 2016, our love for pizza has hit an all-time high. WE’RE THROWING A PIZZA PARTY and everyone is invited. Literally. LITERALLY. Starting TODAY, we’re throwing pizza parties on…
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An egg, a pretzel bun, and bacon all walk into a bar. And then we eat them. YAY. Our favorite burger in San Francisco is from Mason Pacific, in the form of what they…
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We hold the following to be true: 1) the holidays are here, therefore we drink, 2) therefore, also, Mariah is on repeat. When asked the question, “what are your holiday traditions?” we’re all like,…
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(+ we’re giving away $100, on our own, for any OpenTable restaurant at the end of this post ?) We’ve spent the past two days running around San Francisco, eating our way through our favorite…