Category: FOOD
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5 WAYS TO BALANCE OUR VERY IMBALANCED LIFE — AN IMPASSIONED PLEA FOR HELP
Wherein, two man-boys attempt to successfully cut out sugar and unsuccessfully eat less pizza and carbs and gummy bears. Someone help, please. Made by Yummertime, in partnership with Smirnoff. You’d think with one of us being a Libra (Chris), we’d have a little balance in our life. YEAH. RIGHT. Our life is as balanced as…
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OUR YUMMERTIME PERFECT PARTY COCKTAIL
Made by Yummertime, in partnership with Smirnoff. Otherwise subtitled: WE LOVE Moscow Mules. We have a dream of hosting a party bigger than Coachella (where pizza will be served to everyone for FREE, of course), but until then, we’ve been working on our ‘entertainment’ skills, getting our friends together for mini-Yummertime parties — mini, only in…
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THE POSITIVE HEALTH BENEFITS OF CHEESECAKE
…or otherwise titled HOW TO JUSTIFY OUR ADDICTION TO THE CHEESECAKE FACTORY. Commence justification. Let it be known, a balanced diet consists of the 5 Essential Food Groups: pizza, chicken strips, ranch, french fries, and cheesecake. Throw in a menu item called Buffalo Blasts (chicken, cheese, and buffalo sauce all stuffed in a wonton wrapper…
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72 HOURS AT SOFITEL BEVERLY HILLS
wherein we dance with beside cast members from Vanderpump Rules, order lobster for practically every meal and meet so many French men and women that we begin greeting every Uber driver with “Bonjour ALLUMER L’AIR CONDITIONNÉ!” — which, you know, means, “hello, TURN ON THE AIR CONDITIONING!” We’re soooooo sophisticated. We spent 72 hours at…
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LIFE UPDATE: WE HAD A FRITO PIE BENEDICT AT SAWYER & CO.
Three words: frito pie benedict. Meaning, we ate poached eggs with hollandaise sauce and chili over a bed of frito chips. We don’t intend to review Sawyer & Co. (during our quick trip to Austin, Texas, for SXSW) as if to say, “OMG, YOU HAVE TO GO TO SAWYER & CO., it’s like, TOTALLY trendy right…
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WE’RE THROWING A PIZZA PARTY
Consider this the biggest moment of 2016, our love for pizza has hit an all-time high. WE’RE THROWING A PIZZA PARTY and everyone is invited. Literally. LITERALLY. Starting TODAY, we’re throwing pizza parties on nom.com, where we’ll be able to chat with each other in real-time — you + us. We’ll chat about pizza. We’ll…
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THIS IS OUR FAVORITE: BURGER IN SF
An egg, a pretzel bun, and bacon all walk into a bar. And then we eat them. YAY. Our favorite burger in San Francisco is from Mason Pacific, in the form of what they call, “Joe’s Special.” The pretzel bun is surprisingly light. The bacon is juicy, yet still crispy. And the egg… THE EGG.…
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IF 90s CHRISTMAS SONGS WERE COCKTAILS
We hold the following to be true: 1) the holidays are here, therefore we drink, 2) therefore, also, Mariah is on repeat. When asked the question, “what are your holiday traditions?” we’re all like, “ummm, spiked punch?” and then we’re all like, “oh, it sounds like we have a problem, huh?” because we’re super selfish…
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48 HOURS IN SAN FRANCISCO, HERE’S WHERE WE’D EAT
(+ we’re giving away $100, on our own, for any OpenTable restaurant at the end of this post ?) We’ve spent the past two days running around San Francisco, eating our way through our favorite restaurants in the city, all to declare if we had 48 Hours in San Francisco, Here’s Where We’d Eat. Nine times out…