…or otherwise titled HOW TO JUSTIFY OUR ADDICTION TO THE CHEESECAKE FACTORY. Commence justification. Let it be known, a balanced diet consists of the 5 Essential Food Groups: pizza, chicken strips, ranch, french fries,…
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…because we have a serious spending problem and now the Nordstrom sales associates know our names by heart. Hi, Dorinda, if you’re reading this! We’ve shopped almost exclusively at Nordstrom this Summer solely because…
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meaning, we totally intend for this post to justify our receiving of a Movado watch from our cat, Thomas, as a gift for Father’s Day. He’s so sweet! Consider the ever-present phrase for the…
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cue visions of the two of us, wearing baggy jeans, eating sour cream and onion Pringles, listening to Waterfalls, deciding whether or not to get a ‘barbed wire’ arm tattoo. Life-changing decisions. REGARDLESS, consider…
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with additional, clever and hilarious sub-title: The Rules of Spring According to Our Frank & Oak Shopping Cart and Credit Card Statement (hahahahaha, so clever and so funny) We spent two hours, two weeks ago,…
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First and foremost, always wear deodorant — as soon as the lights turn on in any show, it’s as if you’re thrust into an enormous communal sauna, wondering altogether why the [hellvetica] you wore…
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Tbh, we’ve never sweat so profusely in front of so many people before. That’s basically the summary of our Men’s Fashion Week experience. But, more than just extra perspiration, we spent the past four…
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As if we needed any reason to throw a party for just the two of us, we spent the larger part of yesterday drinking wine, eating take-out Chinese, and packing up our entire apartment into…
