yummertime [yuhm-er-tahym]
n. the intersection of yum and summertime.
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YUMMERTIME STYLE BIBLE: RULE #1 AND #2
If GQ can have a Men’s Style Bible, why can’t we? We can. We will. So there. HA. HA-HA. A Yummertime Style Bible. Here goes, Rule #1 and Rule #2: Own a tee with a zipper pocket. Then stuff a bag of gummi bears in it. Also, keep your Tide-to-Go pen in there; you’re going…
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HOW TO: MAKE A LAVENDER GIN COCKTAIL
(a.k.a. how to fool everyone into thinking you’re fancy when you usually just drink Three Wishes wine [at Whole Foods for $2.47 a bottle… HOW IS IT SO CHEAP?!] while binge watching beauty transformation videos on YouTube with your cat) (a.k.a. personal experience) True story, though: you, out of everyone, deserve a good cocktail. Unless…
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WE’RE ON BLOGLOVIN’
You should know, we said ‘no’ to a slice of pizza. No, really. We walked by a man handing out fliers, dressed as a slice of pizza, and politely said ‘no thank you.’ Just like we’ve come to rely on pizza for everyday sustenance, we’ve come to rely on Bloglovin’ to keep up to date…
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TWIN PINKS
Brock: “I’m gonna wear my pink tee and destroyed 501 CTs today.” Chris: “Wait, what? You can’t. I’m wearing my pink tee and destroyed 501 CTs today.” Brock: “No, you’re not.” Chris: “Yes, I am.” Brock: “NO, YOU’RE NOT.” Chris: “OH, YES, I AM.” Two boys with conviction. Life lesson: if your best friend’s all…
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SPRING STAPLES AND STUFF
True life: we just ate seven packs of Reeses. But, that has nothing to do with this post, nothing whatsoever… There are three things that come to mind when we think of Spring: The societal acceptance of wearing floral prints again This scene from Fern Gully Going on a ‘shopping spreeng.’ We just coined that.…
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ON PREPPY-HIPPIES
Rockin’ rocker Brock rocked on a rocky rock. Say that five times fast while eating a slice of pizza and spinning around on one leg. SO HARD >.< No? You think that that’s a horrible idea? Yeah, no, we totally didn’t just do that by ourselves in our kitchen. We do have to clarify, though,…
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INSPIRATION THIS WEEK
Basically, we just want to recreate ALL of these photos for ourselves… especially the one with the flamingo. Oh, and the cheeseburger. Definitely the one with the cheeseburger. We’re so hungry right now.
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SUNDAY STUFF x HOOK & ALBERT
We’re still in bed, a.k.a. we had milkshakes and curly fries again* at midnight last night. And by ‘again,’ we mean to say that we’ve had milkshakes and curly fries (and medium pepperoni pizza) at midnight three times in the past eight days… But, this is a no judgment zone, and so we’re, like, totally…
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WHO WHAT WEAR, WE WORE WHITE
We wore white. CURSED. Wearing white = cursed. Simple as that. Bird poop. Ketchup. Venti no-foam vanilla lattes. Oh, I’ll just wear this new deodorant today… DID MY DEODORANT JUST STAIN MY WHITE SHIRT? OH GAWD. It’s just sweat. Ew ew ew ew. This is all to say, we’ve been wearing a lot of white…
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