yummertime [yuhm-er-tahym]
n. the intersection of yum and summertime.
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THE THOUGHT PROCESS OF GOING TO A COUNTY FAIR
It’s finally here. We’re finally going to the county fair. We’ve never been to a fair together. It’s like another first date, but like four years later. YES. HOW ROMANTIC. SO ROMANTIC. I should probably shower. It’s 3:30pm. I wonder when we’re going? I should probably shower. It’s 3:45pm. No, yeah, I should definitely shower.…
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WHAT TO BUY ON EAST DANE FOR $100 OR LESS
Fact: dressing well should never cost an arm and a leg / the equivalent of 15 chipotle burritos. Those burritos are way too valuable. Not to mention, we’re on a budget this month. So, instead of purchasing the 3.1 Phillip Lim backpack we’ve been wanting for a year now, we’ve decided to satiate our shopping…
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BEST BOOZY FLOATS
Much can be said about our attempt to become full-fledged adults — much, in the way that we’d just rather not. Brock’s turning 25 next Thursday (insert crying emoji, crying emoji, crying emoji, crying emoji, crying emoji). What happened to us? Where did everything go wrong? WE’RE TOO YOUNG TO STEP INTO ANOTHER AGE BRACKET.…
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BEACH (GOOF)BALLS
Consider this our version of Baywatch, WHICH by the way is being remade starring Zac Efron, but that’s totally beside the more important, fortune cookie point we’re about to make: Never jump for photos on the beach after eating fish and chips, nachos, and a carné asada burrito wrap. Never. Really. Trust us. Shop tanks:…
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WHERE TO: PRESIDIO SOCIAL CLUB
They had us at Taco Tuesday. Given our passionate love for all things taco (new phrase, ‘all things taco’), we hopped in an Uber the instant we heard about Presidio Social Club’s latest Partida Parties on the Patio series — every Tuesday through 8/25, each with a different guest bartender and an entirely different play…
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ON THE TOPIC OF STRIPES
We should all be wearing more stripes more often while eating more gummie bears. The latter part, regarding gummie bears, completely optional, but altogether the most important. As a follow-up to Friday’s post, we scoured the Internet, per the usual, to find the best striped tees and shirts for guys and gals who like to…
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SKY LINES
The best way to wear stripes is always. No, that’s a lie. You can’t wear stripes always. We wouldn’t wear stripes always. BUT, we have been wearing stripes a lot more lately. And so, in that train of thought, the best way to wear stripes is “a lot more lately.” Makes no sense, but then…
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TACO PARTY: BBQ SALMON + PINEAPPLE
To start, a love letter. Dear Tacos, We love you. We love you so much. No, wait. We love you more than that. We love you any way that you come. Corn. Flour. With guacamole. Without. We love you. Never change. xoxoxoxo. Will you be ours forever? Choose one: Yes or Yes. Love, B+C Tacos or…
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LOOKING UP, LITERALLY… WE’RE ON THE GROUND
Oprah once said, “The world looks different from the ground,” and so we were all like, “Okay, Oprah. CHALLENGE. ACCEPTED,” and laid ourselves down on the steps to Grace Cathedral in Nob Hill. Wherein, the tourists just LOVED us. The whole situation was akin to the placards and signs you find in the ‘HOME’ section…
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