yummertime [yuhm-er-tahym]
n. the intersection of yum and summertime.
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REGARDING THE CONCEPT “DRESS YOUR AGE,” WE DON’T
Don’t mind us, we’re just two 24/25 year old man-boys, wearing socks and shorts, trying to dress like we haven’t hit puberty yet, and that’s okay. This look is brought to you by the moment Brock put on a pair of calf-high socks and said, “oh my gourd, look at my calves!” to which elicited…
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PLAYING FAVORITES
It’s been awhile since we’ve worn only a denim jacket — scandalous — while drinking ginger ale, in face masks, listening to a Justin Bieber Song while also spritzing ourselves with a “rose” cologne and obviously giggling. No, yeah, that never happened. But, we expect it would make for a good slumber party. Chris has…
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INSTAGRAM LOOKS: AUGUST
Truth be told, we were basically semi-naked throughout the month of August. Almost as if we were going through a Kardashian-like period of style, where the less clothes we wore, the closer we were to having an E! reality show of our own, dozens of weight loss and morning sickness drug endorsements, our own hair…
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WHERE TO: INTEGRATRON
Our Integratron experience can quickly be summarized by the following: Chris weeping silently to himself like Anne Hathaway in every movie she’s ever been in and Brock snoring SO LOUDLY through the most lucid sleep of his life, surrounded by twenty other strangers, laying on comfy blankets in an air conditioned dome in the middle of the…
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TAN LINES ON OUR MAN THIGHS
There’s no better feeling than the feeling of a breeze against your tiny peach cheeks, out in the desert. We live our life according to the gospel of YOLO and what not to do on Pinterest, a.k.a. the mommy bloggers on Pinterest don’t like nudity and/or the Nicki Minaj phenomenon that is society’s obsession with…
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PLAYING FAVORITES
True story: we were sitting by the pool at the Ace Hotel & Swim Club in Palm Springs this past weekend, and this girl was all like, “Oh my gawdddddd, this lip gloss is, like, TOTALLY my favorite right now. I used to be into Ruby Woo, but this Candy Yum-Yum is just SO CUTE AND…
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AW, UMM, IT’S ALMOST AUTUMN
Amidst what can only be described as ‘everyone’s posting shirtless selfies of themselves in Tulum or Hawaii right now while we’re eating pizza in our underwear,’ we’re ALSO posting about Fall. This is the first post in a blog series we’re calling Summer’s Ending, So You Can Find Us Crying, Sobbing, Weeping in the Corner…
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BIRTHDAY BOY BROCK
It’s Brock’s birthday! Okay, bye! 😛
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HOW TO: DRESS FOR THE HEAT AND NOT DIE
Sunday night was the hottest night of our lives. Fact: Chris took a towel, soaked it in the bathtub with cold water, then laid it across his body while laying like a corpse on our bed, whispering, “I think I’m going to die tonight.” Which brings us to this next observation: people are really dramatic…
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