yummertime [yuhm-er-tahym]
n. the intersection of yum and summertime.
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LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL PACKING PARTY
Consider the following question of life: how does one know when they’ve become a traveling hoarder? Because, we must be close. You can find us on next week’s episode of HOARDERS: I’M A BLOGGER, I HAVE NO LIFE, AND I HOARD GROOMING PRODUCTS. Regardless of our expertise in the art of living life like Gollum,…
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HOW TO: FALL OUT OF BED AND GET DRESSED
Because that’s what we did. We rolled out of bed. At 8:30am. Feeling awful. And got dressed into these looks. Consider this easier than fibbing to the world about your height by wearing Dr. Scholl’s heel pads in your shoes to raise you up an inch or two — because, that’s actually a lot of…
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CAMEL TONES
There’s nothing more gratifying than standing amidst the sardines that are humans on a T train wearing camel in a sea of black. Well, no, getting a free soda at Chipotle because they know you by name is way more gratifying. But, everyone wears black. Albeit, every guy in San Francisco wears black or The…
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EVERYONE SHOULD EXFOLIATE
To the good people of the world: you should exfoliate. No, really. You should. And we’re not just talking about any kind of exfoliation, like exfoliating our thunder thighs, which, let’s be real, feels really great; we’re talking about exfoliating your face. That beautiful face of yours.
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HOLEY DENIM
Friends come and go, but denim is forever, and by that we mean to say, we hoard a lot of jeans, so we’re set for life. Regardless of passing trends, (you’ll NEVER catch us wearing bucket hats), the importance of distressed, ripped denim is hard to ignore — important primarily because we love our knees,…
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MAN CLEAVAGE
It seems as though, more than ever, showing skin has become a staple to our style. What’s that right there? Oh, what… is that your man cleavage? Impressive. The perfect byproduct of “don’t talk to me, it’s so hot out, I’m going to die,” and “no, really, it’s so hot out, don’t even try to…
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PLAYING FAVORITES
Count this as part of our manifesto: the guy who inspires us most is the guy who’s not afraid of pink. Couple that with a camel colored shirt jacket and a pair of suede sneakers and we’ll be all googoogaga, calling you our style icon. Which is all to say, this is our style palette for…
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THE LAST TWELVE DAYS OF OUR SO CALLED SUMMER LIFE
In twelve short days, our lives are over. It’s a realization that came as swift as the heartburn that came with last night’s dinner, a.k.a. chili cheese fries, ice cream sandwiches, frozen Reeses and gelato. We’d like to say we make poor choices so that you don’t have to. Regardless, in twelve days, summer is…
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HOW TO: WEAR WHITE AFTER LABOR DAY
You, um, just wear white… 😛 It’s a step in the direction of complete rebellion — white after Labor Day. Almost as rebellious as the time we went incognito around the city in long, blonde wigs, walking into Starbucks all like, “Oh my gourd, I just need a venti, soy, twenty percent foam, eighteen pump,…
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