yummertime [yuhm-er-tahym]
n. the intersection of yum and summertime.
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WE TRIED LIVING PROOF FOR TWO WEEKS: THE REVIEW
Anyone with less-than-average patience — a virtue our hangry souls will never master… we also lack the patience for yoga OR waiting in line at Chipotle, so there’s that… — can understand that searching for the right grooming products is more a chore than any sort of retail therapy. Honestly, how are you supposed to find the…
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INSTAGRAM LOOKS: OCTOBER
In the same way that most individuals consider eating dog rates to be weird, so too has the weather been in San Francisco — weird. And for us, both have been truer than true, given that Brock tricked Chris into eating a crouton with a dog treat tucked beneath it, unbeknownst to him. In our…
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HAPPY SHOESDAY: WHAT TO WEAR OTHER THAN ADIDAS SUPERSTARS
It’s Tuesday, which means it’s Shoesday, which means it’s the most important day of the week — the life-changing excuse we’ve given ourselves to justify putting twelve pairs of shoes in our online shopping carts. But, wait. What’s that? Oh, it’s our feet screaming like little piggies in excitement. THEY’RE SO HAPPY. New shoes. Just…
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FALLALALA: 5 FUNDAMENTAL FALL LESSONS
Try saying that five times fast. Get it?! Because this post is all about five lessons?! So. Funny. HILARIOUS jokes aside, we recently partnered with Gap’s stlyd-by to put together a few ‘Fall’ looks, complete with a yellow sweater that says, “I’m here, I’m not afraid of color, and you should cuddle me.” In fact,…
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BASIC WITCHES
We’re just one PSL away from being cast in the latest episode of TRUE LIFE: WE’RE BASIC BLOGGERS. Nevertheless, we’ll stand by the fact that we wore a hat and flannel and decided to write about it, because, you know what? You know what? Both items make us feel great about ourselves. The hat’s all…
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FLUFFY, FURRY, FUZZY VESTS
The best kind of vest is one that looks like a green Muppet. And if that’s not available, any fluffy, furry, fuzzy vest will do. The reason being, the instant we put one on, as fluffy as can be, the instant we feel like we’re more than human. We’re a fluffy human. And THAT is…
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TWO WAYS TO DRESS LIKE A MAN-BOY
There’s an art to postponing the inevitability of dressing your age, so just consider the two of us your resident Dali or Picasso, artfully crafting the skills needed to dress like man-boys, 24/7. Excessive hyperbole aside, we do have such an aversion to dressing our age, and for no apparent reason other than to declare…
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BEHOLD; OUTERWEAR WITH THE PERFECT AMOUNT OF POCKETS TO HIDE THINGS IN
Life Question #408: when you put on a fuzzy jacket or coat, do you suddenly feel the need to strip down naked, wearing just the jacket or coat, and snuggle up next to a fire with a hot cup of cocoa? No…? No to the naked part? That’s all beside the point though. Behold; two…
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LESS LAYERS THAN A 7-LAYER BEAN DIP
But, more layers than our shallow hearts. KIDDING. We’re so deep. As deep as a Taylor Swift music video. Kidding again. We struggle with the notion of layering, because most of the time, we don’t want to. It’s a story we’ll pitch as 50 Shades of We Just Don’t Want To. With the uncertainty of…
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