Category: TRAVEL
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TAN LINES ON OUR MAN THIGHS
There’s no better feeling than the feeling of a breeze against your tiny peach cheeks, out in the desert. We live our life according to the gospel of YOLO and what not to do on Pinterest, a.k.a. the mommy bloggers on Pinterest don’t like nudity and/or the Nicki Minaj phenomenon that is society’s obsession with…
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THE THOUGHT PROCESS OF GOING TO A COUNTY FAIR
It’s finally here. We’re finally going to the county fair. We’ve never been to a fair together. It’s like another first date, but like four years later. YES. HOW ROMANTIC. SO ROMANTIC. I should probably shower. It’s 3:30pm. I wonder when we’re going? I should probably shower. It’s 3:45pm. No, yeah, I should definitely shower.…
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WHERE TO: PRESIDIO SOCIAL CLUB
They had us at Taco Tuesday. Given our passionate love for all things taco (new phrase, ‘all things taco’), we hopped in an Uber the instant we heard about Presidio Social Club’s latest Partida Parties on the Patio series — every Tuesday through 8/25, each with a different guest bartender and an entirely different play…
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WHERE TO: SCRIBE WINERY, SONOMA
Once upon a time, a long, long, long time ago, we hated wine. We also hated nature. And now look at us. Loving obsessing over the former, liking tolerating the latter — meaning, we guzzled wine like Bacchus on the hillside of Scribe Winery, looking out over the vineyard all like, “Okay, fine. We guess it’s, like,…
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HOW TO: GET DRESSED
Step 1: Wake up. Step 2: Get dressed. Step 3: Wear what you want to wear. Step 4: ANYTHING. Step 5: ANYTHING AT ALL. Step 6: Just so long as it’s not a nude-colored leotard. That still makes us feel a little uncomfortable. Step 7: Look at yourself in the mirror. Step 8: You look…
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PINK AND BLUES
Around every corner in SF there’s a surprise. Sometimes it’s a cute house. Sometimes it’s human poop. And on rare occasions, you’ll find both at the same time, thus revitalizing your hope in the world that anything is possible. Fortunate for us, we only found a cute house we’d never seen before, and in that…
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WHERE TO: PHIL’S FISH MARKET & EATERY
Imagine. Miles upon miles of lobster rolls, as far as the eye can see. If anyone claims they’re a miracle worker, we protest, make THAT happen. Honestly, we’re so ridiculous; we’re talking about lobster rolls now… BUT, only because we just went to Phil’s Fish Market and Eatery on Saturday. 100 miles south of San…
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ROOF REBELS
We’re rebels. We snuck onto our apartment building’s roof. The door to the roof clearly says SECURITY ALARM WILL SOUND IF DOOR IS OPENED. And. We opened the door. We’re rebels. SUCH rebels. Regardless, it’s like the door needed to be opened for safety reasons, anyways. Totally. What if the alarm wasn’t working any longer? We…
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CHECKING IN: KEY WEST – PART II
We just have SO MANY PHOTOS from our trip to Key West. SO. MANY. PHOTOS. And so, we’ll let them speak for themselves instead of spending paragraphs upon paragraphs talking about how we countered our horrible farmer’s tans by spraying SPF 70 on our sunburns while letting the rest of our pale bodies fry like two…