Category: STYLE
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A LOVE POEM FOR TUESDAY
Oh, Tuesday; Tuesday, oh, Tuesday. You are not Monday; you are Tuesday. The terror has passed; that frightful alarm. Our hangover has passed; took three days. Okay, nevermind, this is going nowhere. It’s Tuesday. It’s not Monday. Let’s rejoice!
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WHAT WE WORE: TO BEST BUY
Call it what you will. “We’re Spending Our Only Day Off Running Errands” chic. A lookbook titled, ‘Oh, We’re Heading to Safeway for Avocados, Copious Amounts of Wine and Salami. Duh. Then, We’re Headed to Best Buy to Browse for Disney Channel Original Movies on DVD or Anything with a Song and Dance Sequence.” And,…
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100 POSTS, 100 WORDS, ONE PIECE OF WISDOM
Here it is. Our 100th post. In 100 words. With one piece of ‘wisdom.’
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TUESDAY TITILLATIONS
First and foremost, these Burkman Bros. x Barneys jacquard sweatpants. Second and secondmost (?!), we just ordered (and received) another 5lb bag of gummi bears. They’re in the fridge. Which brings us to our next titillating point: GUMMI BEARS IN THE FRIDGE!
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PURPLE BRRRPLE: IT’S BEEN SO COLD
It’s been a consistent 50 degrees for the past week. So, naturally, we’ve been singing songs from the classic movie, Frozen. Whenever one of us in the bathroom taking a shower? This is what we sing out, knock-knocks and all. In a high-pitch, little girl voice.
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WE CAN LOOK EDGY TOO, PLATFORMS AND CHUCKS
But, we’re also listening to the Wicked soundtrack as we write this. So, yeah. Back to the part about looking edgy. Edgy like Elphaba. When she was green. So, like all the time.
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A STEP-BY-STEP GUIDE TO TAKING PHOTOS IN THE SUN
Quick, take the photo! My eyes are open. They’re open! They’re squinting. Quick, TAKE THE [bleep bleepity bleepity bleep bleep] PHOTO. OH MY GAWD, [bleepity bleep bleep bleepity bleep bleep], THEY’RE BURNING. THEY’RE BURNING! They’re BURNINGGGG. Stop. Stop. JUST STOP. STOP TAKING THE PHOTO! I can’t see. I’m blind. I’m blind. I’M BLIND. Okay, wait……
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IT’S A CALIFORNIA CHRISTMAS
It’s a California Christmas. The reason why we wear tees in December. The reason why we never layer. Really, though, we never layer… We once went through a scarf phase… Let’s not talk about that.
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A CODEPENDENCE OF SORTS: JEANS, BUT RLY, PAIGE DENIM
When we spill on our jeans, we cry.