Category: STYLE
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INSTAGRAM LOOKS: SEPTEMBER
September was an eye-opening month. And by eye-opening, we mean to say, we started using eye drops more often, and so our vision is much better! But, it was also eye-opening in the way that we’ve become more confident in deflecting the unspoken rule that colors go “out” as soon as the seasons change from Summer…
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WAKING UP IN VEGAS
Hi, we’re basic. Not in the sense that we love pumpkin spice lattes, because, we gave those up like a month ago (clearly last month’s trend); but, basic in the sense that we’re wearing simple tees and jeans and posting about it. We’re FASHION BLOGGERS. YES. We’ve finally made it. Regardless, it’s a question of,…
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THAT PRINT THO
Fact #1: there’s no rule that says you can’t wear summery prints year-round. Fact #2: there’s also no rule that says you can’t put ranch dressing on everything you eat. How the two facts are connected is a mystery / we haven’t eaten anything today, so we’re extremely hungry. Regardless, we have a special love…
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LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL PACKING PARTY
Consider the following question of life: how does one know when they’ve become a traveling hoarder? Because, we must be close. You can find us on next week’s episode of HOARDERS: I’M A BLOGGER, I HAVE NO LIFE, AND I HOARD GROOMING PRODUCTS. Regardless of our expertise in the art of living life like Gollum,…
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HOW TO: FALL OUT OF BED AND GET DRESSED
Because that’s what we did. We rolled out of bed. At 8:30am. Feeling awful. And got dressed into these looks. Consider this easier than fibbing to the world about your height by wearing Dr. Scholl’s heel pads in your shoes to raise you up an inch or two — because, that’s actually a lot of…
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HOLEY DENIM
Friends come and go, but denim is forever, and by that we mean to say, we hoard a lot of jeans, so we’re set for life. Regardless of passing trends, (you’ll NEVER catch us wearing bucket hats), the importance of distressed, ripped denim is hard to ignore — important primarily because we love our knees,…
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MAN CLEAVAGE
It seems as though, more than ever, showing skin has become a staple to our style. What’s that right there? Oh, what… is that your man cleavage? Impressive. The perfect byproduct of “don’t talk to me, it’s so hot out, I’m going to die,” and “no, really, it’s so hot out, don’t even try to…
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THE LAST TWELVE DAYS OF OUR SO CALLED SUMMER LIFE
In twelve short days, our lives are over. It’s a realization that came as swift as the heartburn that came with last night’s dinner, a.k.a. chili cheese fries, ice cream sandwiches, frozen Reeses and gelato. We’d like to say we make poor choices so that you don’t have to. Regardless, in twelve days, summer is…
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HOW TO: WEAR WHITE AFTER LABOR DAY
You, um, just wear white… 😛 It’s a step in the direction of complete rebellion — white after Labor Day. Almost as rebellious as the time we went incognito around the city in long, blonde wigs, walking into Starbucks all like, “Oh my gourd, I just need a venti, soy, twenty percent foam, eighteen pump,…