Category: JACKETS

  • TOPMAN’S LATEST RUNWAY COLLECTION IS SELLING OUT FAST

    TOPMAN’S LATEST RUNWAY COLLECTION IS SELLING OUT FAST

    Because, why wouldn’t we want to wear embroidered evil eyes on our thighs? Inspired by British seaside culture, Topman Design’s SS17 runway collection is probably our favorite yet. The idea, for Topman’s Gordon Richardson, was to remix iconic youth subcultures from Britain’s coasts — think decades of mods, rockers, punks and soul boys — with a…

  • EIGHT LOOKS FROM NEW YORK FASHION WEEK

    EIGHT LOOKS FROM NEW YORK FASHION WEEK

    Photo by Matthew Sperzel, via British GQ. Because, we’d be amiss NOT to show the world what we wore! Consider this a follow-up to our inability to pack minimally. We hate minimalism. Why wouldn’t we pack our entire wardrobe, bathroom, kitchen, bedroom, living room, AND priceless valuables into a suitcase to take with us to…

  • THE POSITIVE HEALTH BENEFITS OF WEARING TRACK PANTS

    THE POSITIVE HEALTH BENEFITS OF WEARING TRACK PANTS

    We’re not sure there are any, but we do feel healthy AND we’re wearing track pants, so that’s gotta be something. Consider this: by wearing velour track pants with an elastic waistband, one not only can do the splits in comfort, but can also eat two large Ultimeat pizzas comfortably, while simultaneously caressing the velvet…

  • NEW YORK FASHION WEEK PACKING PARTY

    NEW YORK FASHION WEEK PACKING PARTY

    Packed by Yummertime, in support of MR PORTER as our NYFW:M shopping destination. We love you, MR PORTER.  Also subtitled: We’d Rather Be Packing Speedos. New York, HERE WE COME. Per the usual, we’ll probably stay out too late, wake up too early, and eat our weight in bagels (pro tip: our faves are from…

  • PARKAS, AND TURTLENECKS, AND SLIP-ONS, OH MY

    PARKAS, AND TURTLENECKS, AND SLIP-ONS, OH MY

    ‘Tis the season for covering our bodies with excessive layers of clothing. In the interest of talking about something incredibly riveting, let’s talk about San Francisco’s weather right now. It’s cold. It’s gloomy. IT’S CLOOMY. WHY IS IT CLOOMY? Dare we say, we’re no longer wearing our unofficial uniform. Instead, we’ve been wearing more turtlenecks, like…

  • ON THE TOPIC OF THE SCOTCH & SODA F/W 2016 COLLECTION

    ON THE TOPIC OF THE SCOTCH & SODA F/W 2016 COLLECTION

    We might not love whiskey, but we do love Scotch. GET IT?! In the wake of what will go down as “2016, the year we TOOK A CHANCE and started wearing socks again,” our lives have been forever tinged with the prospect of living life on the edge. This is to say, we’ve been in…