Category: FEATURED
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POOLSIDE: A HAIKU
We love, love the pool Oh, we do, we do, we do (bad curse word) WE’RE FRIED! Clearly, we’re meant to be poet laureates. Dare we say, together, we’re the Dr. Seuss of our generation. But, that point is moot in comparison to the revelation that all too often, more than just being revolutionary poets,…
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WHERE TO: SCRIBE WINERY, SONOMA
Once upon a time, a long, long, long time ago, we hated wine. We also hated nature. And now look at us. Loving obsessing over the former, liking tolerating the latter — meaning, we guzzled wine like Bacchus on the hillside of Scribe Winery, looking out over the vineyard all like, “Okay, fine. We guess it’s, like,…
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WEEKEND WITH US
Let’s make a pact. Kind of like a blood oath. Once you agree, you’re stuck. No turning back. Like, if you fail to comply, you’ll never have pizza again. Ever. Okay, that’s too harsh. But, let’s get to it — let’s make a pact. Let’s start weekending together. At the risk of sounding like an…
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HOW TO: GET DRESSED
Step 1: Wake up. Step 2: Get dressed. Step 3: Wear what you want to wear. Step 4: ANYTHING. Step 5: ANYTHING AT ALL. Step 6: Just so long as it’s not a nude-colored leotard. That still makes us feel a little uncomfortable. Step 7: Look at yourself in the mirror. Step 8: You look…
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PINK AND BLUES
Around every corner in SF there’s a surprise. Sometimes it’s a cute house. Sometimes it’s human poop. And on rare occasions, you’ll find both at the same time, thus revitalizing your hope in the world that anything is possible. Fortunate for us, we only found a cute house we’d never seen before, and in that…
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HOW TO: THRIFT THE PERFECT SHIRT
Step 1: Sift through hundreds upon hundreds of shirts, repeating ‘Ew’ as you go. Step 2: Ew. Step 3: Ew. Ew. Step 4: Ew. Ew. Eww. (Making note of the third ‘ew,’ elongated with an extra ‘w’ to enunciate just how dramatic, “can’t go on, this is the most difficult job in the world” you’re…
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REAL MEN WEAR LINEN
Real men wear linen. So much linen. Which is all to say, we’re finding just another way to call ourselves real men, because, we’ve been wearing a lot of linen lately and we’d like to suggest that we’re very manly, so it only seems natural to correlate the two… The simple formula to manliness, solved.…
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INSTAGRAM LOOKS: JUNE
All kinds of sun-soaked everything. Does that even make sense? How does something become soaked with sun? Honestly, we don’t even know where we were going with that; it’s not descriptive enough at all. It’s like saying, in response to “how was your day?” “Oh, it was something” to which tells you nothing. Absolutely nothing. Oh, you…
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WHAT’S IN OUR BAGS: SUMMERTIME EDITION
Secrets. Tons of secrets. And magic. And probably some glitter (very manly glitter). Oh, and a few other things, like magazines and sunnies and sunscreen and cameras and ‘smell-goods.’ Sure. We’d love to pretend that we live a ‘Free People‘ kind of life. But, that’s just not realistic. A man should always be prepared. Who…