yummertime [yuhm-er-tahym]
n. the intersection of yum and summertime.
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MASK ON, PEEL OFF: REVIEWING BOSCIA’S LUMINIZING BLACK MASK
As a wise man once asked, ‘do our pores look big?’ We’re both sensitive — dramatic, really… We just watched Trolls and cried through the ending (well, not really, only Chris cried…). But, we guess that’s not really relevant here. What is relevant, is the fact that we both have sensitive skin. LUCKY US. For Chris: it’s inflammation.…
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HOW HAVENLY HELPED US BECOME ENTERTAINERS OF THE YEAR
Otherwise sub-titled: we nominated and awarded ourselves ‘Entertainers of the Year;’ can we do that? Who cares?! WE JUST DID! We’re working on becoming the next Martha Stewart (collectively), brushing up on our abilities to throw the best dinner parties this side of of San Francisco’s ever seen. And to do that, we needed a…
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SHOP OUR INSTAGRAM: PALM SPRINGS VIBES
Palm Springs vibes, all day, every day. We’ll keep this brief, since our automatic away message reads: “GET LOST. We’re on vacation in Palm Springs, avoiding all responsibilities. GO AWAY!” Here’s what we’re wearing on repeat this Spring: yellow aviators (like this pair from Gucci), obscure graphic tees (like this tee from Levi’s Vintage), and short boxing shorts (like…
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OUR TOP SELECTS FROM SPRING ’17 HILFIGER EDITION
We might still be scared of the dark, but we’re bold enough to mix linear prints and patterns 😛 😛 // wearing Spring ’17 Hilfiger Edition by Tommy Hilfiger, with a nod to 70’s sportswear and the Ivy Leagues. Outfit details: On Chris: Hilfiger Edition Jacket / Hilfiger Edition Tee / Hilfiger Edition Shorts /…
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5 WAYS TO BALANCE OUR VERY IMBALANCED LIFE — AN IMPASSIONED PLEA FOR HELP
Wherein, two man-boys attempt to successfully cut out sugar and unsuccessfully eat less pizza and carbs and gummy bears. Someone help, please. Made by Yummertime, in partnership with Smirnoff. You’d think with one of us being a Libra (Chris), we’d have a little balance in our life. YEAH. RIGHT. Our life is as balanced as…
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15 FAVES FROM NORDSTROM RIGHT NOW
Dear Bank Account, We’re sorry, but we NEED these clothes to brighten our wardrobe – kthanx! It’s 8:37am. Sunday. We’re writing this in bed, in robes, while shopping on Nordstrom, all in an effort to justify buying everything from our moderately-sized enormous shopping cart. Internal dialogue: “We deserve a new Spring wardrobe, right?” Also, internal dialogue: “Should…
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EVERYTHING TO BUY FROM GAP’S 90s ARCHIVE RE-ISSUE
Because we already bought everything ourselves. Heaven help us (and bring us a good financial adviser). Consider this a celebratory post of the fact that we spent too much. We always spend too much. But, this time, we spent too much at Gap (we also spent too much at Topman this week, but that’s another…
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TOPMAN’S LATEST RUNWAY COLLECTION IS SELLING OUT FAST
Because, why wouldn’t we want to wear embroidered evil eyes on our thighs? Inspired by British seaside culture, Topman Design’s SS17 runway collection is probably our favorite yet. The idea, for Topman’s Gordon Richardson, was to remix iconic youth subcultures from Britain’s coasts — think decades of mods, rockers, punks and soul boys — with a…
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EIGHT LOOKS FROM NEW YORK FASHION WEEK
Photo by Matthew Sperzel, via British GQ. Because, we’d be amiss NOT to show the world what we wore! Consider this a follow-up to our inability to pack minimally. We hate minimalism. Why wouldn’t we pack our entire wardrobe, bathroom, kitchen, bedroom, living room, AND priceless valuables into a suitcase to take with us to…
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